After blacklisting Ted Cruz from speaking, Trump says ALL GOP convention slots are FULL!!

Running in the background while Trump keeps grabbing the headlines with accidentally anti-semitic memes, the toupee’d totalitarian’s campaign has announced that every single speaking slot has been spoken for at the GOP convention!

Apparently they’ll be announcing them next week:

Just this last week Trump warned Cruz and Kasich that if they didn’t kneel before Zod they would not be able to speak at the convention. Since they haven’t endorsed him, that seems to mean neither will be speaking at the convention, though Cruz says he will be attending.

Cruz had said that he was not seeking a speaking slot anyway.


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