By The Right Scoop


***UPDATED***

If putting your dog in a dog carrier on the roof of your car is outrageous, then Obama has just made that look like the lap of luxury:

Yeah, go ahead and have fun with this one. If you make any great photoshops, send them my way and I may post them.

Also, consider this Wednesday’s open thread.

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UPDATE: This is hilarious:

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  • JamesLofgren

    We’ve got Dumb as a candidate, they’ve got Dumber.

  • Sober_Thinking

    That’ll put him in the dog house…

    • JamesLofgren

      Or as it’s called in the White House… the kitchen.

  • sDee

    Too funny. It will not take hold on the left however. The leftists replace moral compass with moral relativism.

    Barry Soetero was an American eating a dog in deference to the “culture” of a country repressed by American imperialism. The act is elevated relative to the sins of our oppression.

    • orthodoxyordeath

      Eating a dog has nothing to do with morality or a moral compass. That’s absurd and woefully ignorant of other cultures.

  • Nukeman60

    So he ate dog meat in the past, he is dog doo in the present, and he’ll be dog-gone in the future. Woohoo.

    Keep an eye on BO, though. He may disappear any day now.

    • nibblesyble

      lol!

    • Rshill7

      Yay!

      Uh, yes waitress, I’ll have the Collie Calamari, the Dijon Dachshund, and a slice of Shepherd Pie. What the h*ll, throw in an order of deep fried Poodle Wedges with catsup, I’m famished.

      Michelle, would you like anything…Michelle? Yes, I’ve got my eye on the Snoopdog Coney, but you’re gonna have to share those wedges! Oh Barack, if I was more of a b*tch you’d eat me too wouldn’t ya’, you little cutie. Oh, Mooch, you make me howl. Ok, where’s the moon, I’m gonna do it right now!

      • teri_b

        Would you prefer Greyhound Poupon instead of catsup?

        • Rshill7

          OMG Yes! :-)

      • Luker410

        I’m dying…Good one!

  • marketcomp

    Is Obama prepping Bo for dinner?!!!! Gross!

    • teri_b

      How does Obama prep Bo for dinner? By playing fetch, as he throws the stick into the oven.

      • marketcomp

        LOL!!!!!

      • Luker410

        lol!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/EPNKCLUJ4F2PBVGOB7MU7O56ZA W.

    Is this a caption contest?

    “The Other Whitey Meat.”
    “It’s What’s For Dinner.”
    “Eat More Chik’n.” (dogs holding sign instead of cows)
    “I get a strange feeling in my chest every time he says, ‘let’s go for a little walk, Bo.'”

  • poljunkie

    BO is hiding in the Lincoln Bedroom and has no comment.

    Special thanks to who ever pointed out to me that The Obamas named him BO for apparent reasons. I hadnt realized.

    • NYGino

      He’s such a humble guy, ain’t he?

      • poljunkie

        I know, I didn’t even get the “BO” thing. Flew right over my head.

        How on earth does he teach his kids those kinds of life lessons? Integrity, humility?

    • freenca

      “show me what you eat and I will tell you what you are” Brillat-Savarin. It gives whole new meaning to that dog leg left on the fourth hole, par five.

    • StandingGround

      And, its a black and white dog….or is that just a coincidence?

  • Jaynie59

    twitchy has a great recap of Tweets:

    http://twitchy.com/2012/04/17/top-13-tweets-about-obama-eating-dog-meat/

    Check out the #obamadogrecipes

    They’re all funny but Chicken Poodle Soup just made me lose it.

    • JamesLofgren

      My favorite was German Shepherds Pie

    • teri_b

      Gives new meaning to Yorkshire pudding.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/EPNKCLUJ4F2PBVGOB7MU7O56ZA W.

        Weiner-schnitzel.

        • teri_b

          Hush Puppies.

    • poljunkie

      Chicken Poodle Soup. Oh hilarious.

      I really really needed a laugh today.

    • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

      Being in the south, Michael Vick’s Ol’ Fashioned Backyard Jambalaya sounds yummy. Oh, and for desert, hound cake with rin tin tin roof Sundae Ice cream a la mode.

      Thanks for the link Jaynie. I’m have a seriously crappy day and needed the laugh.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IAWE7ZWCAFB4ZN4ALSDEDXRUSE firefly

      Bo: “Just hold a minute there, did you say you were going to serve me A dinner” or “serve me FOR dinner”

  • Terrenceor

    Bo now sleeps with one eye open.

    • freenca

      And flies a seperate airplane for the vacations, too.

  • Linky1

    If I were BO, I’d be looking to defect to the “other camp.” At least there, he gets only gets put on the roof of a car, not on the dinner table as the main course.

    • teri_b

      Now known as Meals on Wheels.

      • Linky1

        LMAO! Now, for desert-anyone for a pup-sicle?

        • teri_b

          Or a Yorkie Peppermint Patty?

          • poljunkie

            BEAGLE and cream cheese!

            • teri_b

              Or a Great Danish?

              • NYGino

                STOP! STOP! PLEASE STOP!, my sides are hurting!

                • teri_b

                  Creamed Collieflower?

                • poljunkie

                  I LOVE Collieflower, esp with Barkolli. A little red pepper and vinegar. Hubby prefers butter on it.

              • poljunkie

                Maybe a little bit of Chow Chow mein w/ soy sauce of course.

                • teri_b

                  Chili con canine?

    • teri_b

      Now known as Meals on Wheels.

  • https://id.mixi.jp/9700106 ダニー

    “If putting your dog in a dog carrier on the roof of your car is outrageous…”

    I’m pretty sure 7 year-olds are held to different standards than adults…

    • Linky1

      “I’m pretty sure 7 year-olds are held to different standards than adults…”

      7 year olds and politicians…….

    • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

      dogs actually like the air blowing in their faces. I don’t think they like being ground into doggie burgers. Would you like fries with that?

      • NYGino

        Supersized? Just don’t tell Moochelle.

      • 2besusie

        Yes please…bichon fries.

      • freenca

        This mornings grocery ads had a product for kids hair, (shampoo, I think) called Monkey Brains, It’s good laughs today.

    • Rshill7

      Adults probably served him the Poochy Platter, we should rather rag on them a while. Or, they might have just said, Barry, run down to the kennel and get some dinner. Hey! Don’t forget the leash, sheesh!

    • Jaynie59

      That’s a good point. One defense of Obama in this hilarious tale, which nobody is really taking seriously beyond ridiculing the Dems for harping on the Seamus story, is that Obama was between the ages of 6 and 10 when he lived in Indonesia with his step father.

      Uh, I don’t know any well adjusted Western kid that age who would ever eat dog. Ever. No way. Never. This story he told in his own memoirs is just once more proof that Barack Obama is a sociopath. By 6 years old any normal Western boy would revolt at the thought of eating dog.

  • Sandra123456

    Ummm… something strange here.

    Do most people know the Romney dog on the roof happened in 1983? It has been known for several years.

    So it’s being revealed that Barry ate dog meat now because of the 25+ year old Romney story, that Barry “wrote” about in one of his books..

    Guess no one read any of Barry’s books in the first place. Maybe they were a required buy by a union.

    • NYGino

      Most of them were probably bought in bulk, like you say, by unions and passed out to the rank and ‘vile’. Unfortunately they didn’t take into consideration that the majority couldn’t read, being the product of the public school system in this country.

  • anneinarkansas

    Anyone spotted Bo lately?

    • marketcomp

      Yea, I think he was spotted in a campaign advertisement. Poor little dog, he has no idea what’s instore for him, just like Romney has no idea what’s instore for him.

    • 2besusie

      Some blog (can’t remember which) just had an article “What ever happened to Blue Dog Democrats?”…. Well, now we know!

      • teri_b

        And nobody has seen Anthony Weiner lately.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_E4C65QOIQ4XH67F6MEHWTXGODY Alan

    I guess Barack now “barks” his orders.

    • Linky1

      and “marks” his territory.

      Point to ponder-if BHO ate dog meat, does that make Nancy Pelosi his “Bi**h?”

      • poljunkie

        Ha hahah-

        We are all pretty good at comedy!

  • teri_b

    The audio should have been extended. Obama goes on to say that in the animus religion his father practiced, they take on the qualities of what they eat.

    He ate a snake, folks.

    • marketcomp

      I cannot even imagine that! Yuck!

      • teri_b

        You can’t imagine that his father would have wanted Obama to “take on the powers” of an animal that swallows its prey whole.

        He is a snake if there ever was one.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/VNYSALCJWXWHB4TV2AXW5VFYBU TJ

      Proverbs 26:11

    • kong1967

      I’d say he ate a ton of snakes.

  • E. Lee Zimmerman

    New ad slogan:
    “Lassie: it’s what’s for dinner.”

    • StandingGround

      “Lassie: it’s what’s for dinner.”

      And what’s in the doggie bag, too. Watch out kids – daddy’s bringing home the left overs.

    • teri_b

      Bo: The new white meat

  • teri_b

    Remember how it took Obama many months to choose which flavor of dog to buy?

    I guess we can conclude that Portuguese Water Dogs are the tastiest. Someone should file a FOIA for the research to see how many dogs were sacrificed.

    • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

      And they’re a lot more filling than a chihuauhua

      • poljunkie

        Less carbs?

    • poljunkie

      Oh goodness that was funny.

      I REALLY needed this today!

  • NYGino

    “I’m here from PETA and I’m here to help”.

    “OH NO!!”

    • Rshill7

      He’s got the dog catcher on speed-dial.

      This is as fun as President Hu, who has probably also had dog. That’s good for foreign policy.

      I heard that O’ once stumbled upon a dog with a snake in it’s mouf, and swallowed ‘em both.

      • teri_b

        Did you say dog catcher? I knew if we tried hard enough, we could find a job Barack was qualified to do!!

      • NYGino

        A water moccasin? Surf and Turf?

      • NYGino

        President who?

      • freenca

        Now you got me laughing wet out of my eyeballs.

    • teri_b

      PETA: President Eats Tasty Animals

  • teri_b

    Obama says he was “introduced” to dog meat. He never said he stopped eating it.

    • poljunkie

      Puppeh power! My dogs are in a total uproar over this. AND demanding extra treats and just the thought that just a mean spirited “leader” is in the White House.

      They are chanting bring back Barney! (and Mrs. Beazely)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Maverick-Phifer/100000907210595 Maverick Phifer

    so i guess thats what he would call take out…….lol

  • Philo Beddoe

    “How much is that doggie in the window?”
    “The one over there on the hook”

    What do we expect, the guy WAS a closet communist, he’s preparing us for our future menu. Cattle have to large of a carbon footprint.

    • NYGino

      Not to mention the methane.

  • NYGino

    Must be where he got his knack for tall tails.

    • freenca

      Top hats and tails at the next state dinner ?

      • NYGino

        Why yes Mam, and might I suggest a fine vintage bottle of Mad Dog 20 20 to accompany that?

        • freenca

          Why yes Gino, it’ll go perfect with the pekingese ala king.

          • NYGino

            Excellent, excellent. I’ll let it breathe a while before I serve it.

  • teri_b

    Hitler just heard the news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEBN8wOKjMo (and blames Michelle).

  • poljunkie

    Gives a whole new meaning to “doggie bag” doesn’t it?

    • NYGino

      Let’s leave Moochell out of this.

      • poljunkie

        Oh YIKES.

        We are all having entirely toooo much fun with this.

        hahahahahah

        • NYGino

          Might be time to paws and catch our breath.

          • poljunkie

            Im glad we had this little light hearted thread today. Otherwise I was contemplating going to the doctor and asking for some Puppy uppers.

            • Linky1

              Conservatives take puppy uppers, liberals take doggie downers……

          • marketcomp

            DITTO! This was awesome!

      • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

        OK NY, I have had such a stinky crappy day…. I just got back on now, and you made me laugh out loud with that one. All the excellent comments made me giggle, but this one made me smile on the inside too. Thanks Gino. I need that.

  • poljunkie

    I read somewhere else, Romney washed his DOG OFF, Obama washed HIS DOG DOWN.

  • marketcomp

    I just heard that Obama is lauching a campaign entitled “Latinos for Obama.” Latinos beware you maybe a delicacy just like poor little Bo.

    • marketcomp

      and African Americans for Obama! This would give one a full stomach!

  • Rshill7

    Ok, one more for me.

    Karzai sends O’ free range Afghan Hound filets packed in puppies poppies every year for his birfday.

  • poljunkie

    Asparagus with Bernese Mountain Dog sauce

  • poljunkie

    Black Russian Terrier’s on ice ( of course)

  • Linky1

    I can’t read any more, my sides are aching with laughter, the tears are running down my face. When I told my neighbour about this thread, all she said was “Quit your Bichon”………oh, and BTW, I’m having Spaghetti “Bolognese” for dinner……. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolognese_%28dog%29

    • NYGino

      Your neighbor has a great sense of humor.

    • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

      I made roveroli.

      • Linky1

        LOL….better than “rat-a-touille”

      • Rshill7

        Yay! That’s a nice pasta. We had antiphydeaux with antipasta. I heard if you introduce pasta and antipasta into the same room at the same time, the time space continuum walks up to you and gives you a double snap, right in the face. No harm done, but you do feel a bit put off.

        • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

          LOL- you’re as silly when it’s past your bedtime as I am. :-D

      • poljunkie

        Oh ha ha hahahahahahahah

  • ApplePie101

    RS, Please post Mark Levin’s magnificent ‘silver spoon’ monologue (going on right now.) He’s saying what every American needs to hear! We are not defined, and should never define ourselves, by ‘class’. Class mentality is state imposed slavery.

  • FreeManWalking

    Best News Willard has had this month.

    I may stick’em on the roof, but I don’t eat’em.

    Misure Bo, does your President Bite…. bow wow, bow wow wow and how.

  • Luker410

    Has anyone seen Bo recently?

  • Luker410

    No wonder it took them so long to choose a dog. They wanted a tasty one.

  • INEEDACOUNTRY

    Sorry, I gots to go,

    Gots me some O-BLAME-O POODLE Soup cooking with some grasshopper crackers on the side to gets in my bel-ly.

    Oh-yeaaahhh, Chocolate Snake soda to wash it down.

    UMMM, UMMMM, UMMMMM, B-O, B-O, B-O.
    Off to Columbia my family we will go.

    We just hired Color of Change,
    for protection to replace SS who are drug induced sex maniacs since I was elected.

    Navy Seal Team Six declined cause they was biz-zy !!!
    Wonder why?

  • INEEDACOUNTRY

    Seal Team was too busy to be used anymore by O.
    I maybe should have left that off.

    Did anyone see the video about Adolf on HOTAIR.com?
    I will let RightScoop post if they feel that want to, it is right on !
    Cat lovers BEWARE !!!!!

    I could have posted it, and is is just those normal jokes ABOUT the left with O as the star.

    Those people who write the words are “satiircal” geniuses” and should be writing a CONSERVATIVE COMEDY SHOW.

    Oh, yeah, the left has declared Conservatives can’t write comedy, because they are not sensitive enough?

    Left can’t write conservative satire, but the right sure can.

    Today on MSNBC, the hosts have gone off the fricken deep end scripting what is suppose to be said by the NUTTY lib guests.

    It is REALITY news PURE comedy, but thsy do not see it.

    The words on the Adolf video, are REALLY funny, and when they bring in “the” wife…..just too much.

    See, O-BLAME-O has brought us in to the light, Don’t you know MO!

    • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

      I saw the Hitler movie on facebook. I just about died laughing so hard!!!! “I just bought some Iams!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!

    • teri_b

      I posted the video on this thread. Scroll down and enjoy!

  • poljunkie

    Thinking of starting a twitter account:

    Bo in hiding/

    Under the Resolute desk! shhhhh

    • poljunkie

      In Grandmas closet….dont tell Secret Service….

  • Terrenceor

    Will wait for Diane Sawyer to ask Obama if different breeds taste the same and which breed tastes best.

  • imsteph

    “Obama Ate A Dog”
    (Sing to the tune of Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed A Girl)

    This was never what he planned
    Not his intention
    He got so brave, drink in hand
    Lost his discretion
    It’s not what, He’s used to
    Just wanna try you on
    He’s curious for you
    Caught his attention

    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    The taste of its tender hind quarters
    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    I hope Michelle don’t mind it
    It felt so wrong
    It felt so right
    Don’t mean he’s in love with it tonight
    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    He liked it

    No, he din’t even know your name
    It doesn’t matter
    Your his experimental game
    Just human nature
    It’s not what, good people do
    Not how they should behave
    My head gets so confused
    Hard to obey

    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    The taste of its tender hind quarters
    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    I hope Michelle don’t mind it
    It felt so wrong
    It felt so right
    Don’t mean he’s in love with it tonight
    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    He liked it

    You puppies, you are so magical
    Soft fur, tender flesh, so lip smackable
    Hard to resist so scrumdoolly-ish
    Too good to deny it
    Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    The taste of its tender hind quarters
    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    I hope Michelle don’t mind it
    It felt so wrong
    It felt so right
    Don’t mean he’s in love with it tonight
    Obama ate a dog and he liked it
    He liked it