Beck mocks new Homeland Security film

Homeland Security has come out with a new video demonstrating F.A.S.T or Future Attributes Screening Technologies for use at security check points to help in determining if someone is planning bad things for America. You can watch it here.

It is an odd video to say the least, with music that sounds like it came straight out of the 1970s and verbage that doesn’t even make sense. Needless to say, Beck and crew have a lot of fun with this one.


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  • KenInIL

    They could always pre-scan at the border by checking their passport!

  • Josh

    This is STUPID. That has got to be the dumbest waste of my money that I have ever seen. Put this invention right next to the robot that can fold one towel every 25 minutes. “Are you planning on detonating an explosive device?” What kind of question is that? What if it was a fireworks convention? STUPID.

  • Spartan

    Kinda reminds me of this little diddy.

    • Rshill7

      Spartan! I loved it. (the link) I forwarded it to a few people already 🙂

      I can’t believe the gentleman failed to discuss both the whisker biscuit and the muffler bearing….two indispensible parts of the automotive nerve system.

    • 22227

      How does that guy keep a straight face and get through that?

    • That was GOOD! I actually thought this was real and thought “Are you serious?” up until the end.

  • 22227

    I wanted to see someone say “yes, I have an intended explosive device”

    What a freaking waste of money.

  • Debby

    I didn’t know I HAD a troval yumion in my car. Does that make it worth more when I trade it in?

  • bman

    I saw the video, did they actually say “streamline”, You have got to be kidding. That’s milk shooting out of my nose laughable.

  • New? The video for the trailer is almost 2 years old, if not older.

    If anyone here didn’t know about these trailers before Beck and his buddies talked about it…I would suggest checking out Infowars more regularly where Alex Jones was talking about them when they first started using them. You might think he’s a nutjob conspiracy theorist and yeah…not everything he predicts comes true…but Beck’s WAY behind the power curve on THIS one.

    And another thing…(rest of comment removed by thought police)

    • Crap. Didn’t edit in time. Oh well. Here’s the link to point out that Beck is actually OVER 2 YEARS BEHIND on this one. This is the exact same video posted in September 23, 2008.