Everyone has been breathlessly awaiting just who will make the list for Thursday’s GOP debate and HERE IT IS!!!
Who made the debate? pic.twitter.com/iLSBj4HGdF
— Matt Lewis (@mattklewis) August 4, 2015
1) EL TRUMPO!!
2) BOOOSH!!
3) UNion-Crusher Walker!!
4) Jesus Huckabee!!
5) Carson the Black Guy!
6) CROOOOOOZ!!!
7) Thirsty Thirsty Rubio!!
8) Tinfoil Hat Paul!
9) Joisey Boy!
10) Who?!!?
No Perry. No Fiorina.
Here’s a vine:
And here’s the “undercard” roster, which will debate at 5PM on the same day:
5 PM Undercard Debate
1. Rick Perry
2. Rick Santorum
3. Bobby Jindal
4. Carly Fiorina
5. Lindsey Graham
6. George Pataki
7. Jim Gilmore— Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) August 4, 2015