Breaking! MARCO RUBIO WINS Minnesota!!

Robo-Rubio has won a state!! IT’S HAPPENING!!!

Man, their jokes suck.

Still, he hasn’t done well, and it certainly appears that dropping out is the only way to stop el Trumpo. Heck, EVEN LINDSEY GRAHAM said it!!!

This is a historic moment, friends. It’s the first time a non-Canadian Latino has ever won a primary state! WOW!!

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