BREAKING! Old cranky Caucasian Socialist wins Democrat primary in South Carolina!!

The contest between cranky old white socialists has gone to the one with female genitalia in South Carolina!! Morons everywhere can be proud that one of theirs beat another one of theirs in this race to be trounced in the general election.

Yeah who cares. She’s kicking her cankles in excitement.

Earlier today she exercised that complete control over the media that they hate her for:

Or maybe she didn’t want pictures of her in a wheelchair lift getting out?


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