Caption Contest: Photo of the day!

This is from today’s presser with Obama and Netanyahu while Netanyahu was speaking:

Keep it clean, but lets see your captions!

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  • Blue

    Of Mice and Men. The rodent being on the right, of course. 

    • Anonymous

      or the ‘left.’

  • S4Snow

    “Hey, Bibi how about we talk about that great college basketball tournament last month.  Who were your picks??!!”  

  • Anonymous

    “Shut up and kiss me?” 

  • KenInMontana

    “I hate it when this guy makes me look like a mental midget, C’mon Michele call me for dinner”

  • KenInMontana

    “I hate it when this guy makes me look like a mental midget, C’mon Michele call me for dinner”

  • Anonymous

    “Man, I could use a cigarette right now!”

  • Anonymous

    With these hungry eyes
    One look at you and I can’t disguise
    I’ve got hungry eyes
    I feel the magic between you and I

    • Anonymous

      This song from Latma, of “We Con the World” fame, really defines his expression.  I do not know how to queue but Obama enters at 1:25 and the songs ends at 5:25.

       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBRwU3y5ZD4&feature=fvst

  • Bill

    “Thank you, sir, may I have anotnher?” 

    • Bill

       Sorry for the typo…I was laughing too hard!

  •  Hey barry ,.. 

    I now a really good oncologist to get that cancerous growth removed from your by your  nose, it has metastasized to your brain you say?

  • “If I concentrate hard enough, I wonder if I can blast him with heat vision!”

  •  or “DAMN  are my hemorrhoids are KILLING me,…(barry)

  • Anonymous

     “IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN.”

    • Anonymous

      WINNER 

  •  his head is getting smaller,… smaller,… smaller,.. were IS joe when I need him..(barry)

  • Anonymous

     I wish Oprah was here!

  •  f __in Pr-ck,..make ME look bad on national TV will you,…

  • h8 libs

    how does he do that with no teleprompter. 

    • Anonymous

       Without the teleprompter, we got the Beer Summit and Joe the Plumber. Also remember the day that BHO said during a speech…ah ah ah back it up to the teleprompter. And how about a teleprompter to a 4th grade class ?

  • h8 libs

    how does he do that with no teleprompter. 

  •  tade dummb dumb dumb,… tade dummb dumb dumb,… te time in ten.

  •  tade dummb dumb dumb,… tade dummb dumb dumb,… te time in ten.

  • h8 libs

    this crow is giving me indigestion. 

  • h8 libs

    this crow is giving me indigestion. 

  • h8 libs

    this is NOT my hope and change. 

  • h8 libs

    go go gadget-LASERVISION. 

  • Anonymous

    “I wonder what Jerome Corsi’s Up to?” – Obama

  • Persephone

    “Just wait…I’m gonna phuck you up” 

  • chip

    fkn jews 

  • Annie

    If I’d have known I was going to have such a bad day, I’d have gone to bed earlier last night. 

  • Chicken thief

    I hope the Republicans don’t start acting like Netenyahu. If they do I’m doomed.

    • Anonymous

      The Republicans need to find their gonads and start driving the bus. Budget, Spending, Obamacare, Libya……Obama is out of control and it took a International Leader to explain it to him.  

  • h8 libs

    should’ve killed osama tommorow. 

    • Watkins Brenda

      LOVE IT!! 

  • Anonymous

     PWND.

  • h8 libs

    but,rev.wright said… 

  • Persephone

    “His lips look really soft…and that square jaw…mmm” 

  • Anonymous

    Damn Bush, this is all his fault!

  • Persephone

    “I hate this guy…he won’t even take a bribe.” 

  • h8 libs

    what would alinsky do right now? 

  • h8 libs

    where’s the media to stop this man 

  • Anonymous

    Make your point. I am late for a tee time. 

  • Anonymous

    What is this guy talking about?

  • Anonymous

    Netanyahu (in Hebrew)  to obozo: F  לך

  • “Maybe I can get SEIU to snuff him?”

  • Inside head:  ROOOAARR!!,  RAWWR!!

    or

    iPod…that’s what I’m getting this a-hole

    or

    the rock will cry out, ‘muslim’ there is…..

  •  seal team four is STILL in your neck of the woods,… when you get home,..

    NICE LITTLE country you got,.. so  you wanna keep it that way do ya,..???

  • Norman Bates

    Obama is thinking why can’t I be as smart as this dude, then I have a lock on the next election.

  • Ronnie

    He’s Winning the future! 

  • Ericsteele

     “Boy, a double cheeseburger would sure taste good right now!”

  • “to bad” “so sad” “no dad” 

  • h8 libs

    i picked the wrong day to quit qualudes. 

  • “You shore got a purty mouth, BOY.”

    …sick little bastage.

  • Norman Bates

    Or I’m feeling like Charlie Sheen in his New York gig right now.

  • Constance

     How soon can I get you back on the plane headed east?

  • Persephone

    “Hmm…Trumka owes me a favor…” 

  • h8 libs

    where’s clinton,i have things to do. 

  • Anonymous

    “I wonder If he’s heard the one about the lady from Nantucket?” -Obama

  • h8 libs

    if i stay very still they can’t see me. 

  • h8 libs

    the sotero stare. 

  • Anonymous

     “So this is what it feels like to be schooled.” -Obama

  • Anonymous

    My laser stare doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe if I twitch my nose Netanyahu will just disappear.  

  • Obama is thinking; “Blah, blah, blah, blah…”

  • h8 libs

    mama told me there’d be days like this. 

  • Anonymous

    “Hey this Netanyahu guy is pretty smart.  I hope he can’t find my real Birth Certificate.” – Obama

  • h8 libs

    dreams from my father.(not) 

  • Johndoe

    Staring at me gets you no where.

  • Steviedarascal

     Blah, blah, blah shut the F%#k up. I got tee time in 30 mins,  G_D Damn. . . Why do I have to listen to this guy’s crap.  I’ll have Chrissy put him in his place. That’s it that will shup him up. Look at him flapping his gums, Shut up already.

  • Ian

     I have to say Netanyahu is a very impressive statesman.

  • lausdeo

    The Glower of Power! 

  • Alborn

    A real Harvard graduate speaks with an Affirmative Action Harvard graduate. 

  • Philo Beddoe

    I miss Larry Sinclair

  • h8 libs

    why are so racist. 

  • h8 libs

    obama gets handed his own asx. 

  • h8 libs

    this president thing is hard. 

  • WTF?

  • h8 libs

    where’s my blackberry. 

  • h8 libs

    there goes my osama bounce. 

  • Anonymous

    .
       I hope the Libya thing doesn’t go this bad.

  • BootLegHooch

    That Michelle…  Her advice was priceless!  “Just hold onto your chin, Barack… it keeps your jaw from trembling and it really does help to hold back the tears.”

  • Anonymous

    “If I keep giving him the stink eye, maybe he’ll let Israel get over run by its neighbors and stop being so racist!” 

  • “This guy sure is acting stupidly”

  • Anonymous

    Weasel zippers has a great compare and contrast post…
     http://weaselzippers.us/2011/05/20/compare-and-contrast-friday/

    • Anonymous

      Was that not a hoot!  So awesome and TRUE!

  • Alex Samarin

    How does he do that without a teleprompter…

  • h8 libs

    obama fakes boredom while getting schooled. 

  • Damn I could have been out playing golf. What the heck is a pogrom anyway? 

  • Anonymous

    “God, I hate it when someone else is right.”

  • Josh

    I wonder if that El Paso joke will fly here… “Maybe you need a moat. Maybe you want alligators in the moat. You’ll never be satisfied.”

    • Yosemitegal

      Best response here! 

  • h8 libs

    let’s just pass it, then you can see what’s in it,ben 

  • h8 libs

    if i give you 500 billion dollars, will that change things? 

  • h8 libs

    is this a preview of what sarah is going to do to me? 

  • h8 libs

    the blank stare,say’s i don’t care. 

  • Josh

    Who am I going to fire to cover my butt on this one…?

  • h8 libs

    may i please be excused. 

  • h8 libs

    you’re stealing my thunder. 

  • Jan

    YOU JEWS ARE ALL THE SAME!

  • h8 libs

    hard to vote *present*on this one,eh barry. 

  • Josh

    Where’s my TWIX?  …Need a moment?

  • h8 libs

    the education of a senator. 

  • h8 libs

    this will take all my media buddies to spin this. 

  • If I have to keep my friends close and my enemies closer, you won’t sit for a month.

  • “Why couldn’t you put the  

  • “Why couldn’t you put the  

  • RyokTHEgod

    “I can’t wait until we get rid of you people.”

  • “Why couldn’t you put the Israel bunny back in the box?” 

  • h8 libs

    this is what obama looks like when soros cuts the strings. 

  • Jr

    But, but, wha? Hey he, but I didn’t, wait, wait wait… CRAP!

  • Hismona

     It’s a good thing I’m black, the cameras can’t see the blood pulsing in my face

  • Sparkycpw1

    And to think I tried to reason with this guy…… Yea just keep talking Netty when my Muslim buddies get a hold of you I bet you change your tune…. You really have no clue what we are planning do you Netty…. just wait.. you will see how bad it gets. There will be a day when you regret this, and don’t think you can come running to America to save you when it goes down. This is my country now buddy!

  • Sparkycpw1

    And to think I tried to reason with this guy…… Yea just keep talking Netty when my Muslim buddies get a hold of you I bet you change your tune…. You really have no clue what we are planning do you Netty…. just wait.. you will see how bad it gets. There will be a day when you regret this, and don’t think you can come running to America to save you when it goes down. This is my country now buddy!

    • Sparkycpw1

       Sorry about the double post RS. wish I could take one away.

  • Jackdadawg

    Hm-m, basketball by 3:00, around of golf at 5:00, card game at 8;00. It’s do able.

  • Kurt Ramspott

    O – “Surely you can’t be serious?”
    N – “Yes I am and don’t call me Shirley!”

    • h8 libs

      THE BEAVER’S MOM TALKIN JIVE.THEY DON’T MAKE MOVIES LIKE THAT ANYMORE.HA HA 

  • h8 libs

    OBAMA GETS TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE. 

  • cactus4u2siton

    Bibi, You know I am not an antisemetic, doncha? 

  • scrubjay

    Israel will move it borders to include all of the Trans-Jordan and the Sinai peninsula. Where do you want the al-Aqsa Mosque shipped?

  • Adam

    Give me your balls, I will put them in my mouth..

  • Adam

    My bum hurts, please remove your shoe sir..

  • h8 libs

    i need a slurpee. 

  • Dick Nose

    Please just make me some matzoh ball soup and let’s call it a day..

  • h8 libs

    put the car in N for netanyahu. 

  • h8 libs

    is obama stoned?bibi,wonders. 

  • h8 libs

    chin won’t let obama flip bird.

  • The teleprompter made me do it!

  • I bet Ben is really hung, its been a while since Michelle strapped one on and gave it to me. 

  • h8 libs

    obama’s vacant stare,matches vacant brain. 

  • Jerry

     ” I really have no idea what I’m doing here”

  • h8 libs

    obama plans vacation,as he listens to bibi. 

  • Anonymous

     How. Dare. You. Netanyahu.

  • Radjapan

    man, i wish he would get the green thing stuck between his teeth…

    • Watkins Brenda

      Very lame

  • Fred

    BO: I am such an idiot! 

  • sadpanda

     “I wonder if he knows i don’t give a fuc.k”

  • Brownwatervet

    So THAT’S what a real leader looks like! 

  • h8 libs

    little satan kicking big satan’s ass.sarc/ 

  • h8 libs

    obama fail! 

  • Cindy08

    Gosh!  I am all wee wee’d up!!!

  • Norman Bates

    I wonder if he’s married.

  • MLCarpentiere

    I’m going to kick your muslim ass Barack! 

  • Overheaddoor

    I hear you knocking,but you cant come in! I hear you knocking, go back where you been.

  • Anonymous

    ooooohhhhhh dat hurt…..

  • must. stop. him. from. speaking. arg! the truth! can’t. let. them see. brain. im plo  ding

  • Billzdunk

    How does he do that without a teleprompter? 

  • Yosemitegal

    I can’t write it but go to this link of Homer Simpson…this is what Obama is thinking!
     http://youtu.be/tGcsYK-e15E

    • I fell off my chair!! LOL big time!!!

      da da da da da HEY!,…. da da da da da HEY!,…..AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahhaahHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahhaahahaha

  • Seabrznsun

    I see your lips moving but if I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.

  • Jackyl

    For collectivists sake, I just can’t stand jews! So why they vote for me? 

    Oh well, works for me! Suka’s!

  • PhilliePhan

    Deficit – 14 trillion
    Campaign 2012 – 1 billion
    Watching Netanyahu school Obama – PRICELESS

  • h8 libs

    i can’t get this* commen* poem out of my head. 

  • Jonnyboy

     LAUGH MY ASS OFF!

  • BigM

    That’s it! I’m calling spooky dude.

  • Keminigi

    I think Charles Krauthammer is one of the smartest men alive today, but I’d vote for Herman Cain a lot quicker than I’d vote for Ron Paul.  He, just like Obama, will throw Israel under the bus.  He’ll NEVER get my vote.  NEVER and for that one reason only.
     

    • Sparkycpw1

       Think you got this post in the wrong thread bro….. just sayin.

  • NO.  NO. No. I said NO.  Damn him will he ever shut up ?  And he is not using a teleprompter either.  

    • Ronnie

      Where the heck is the reset button!!!!! 

  • MaxSteele

    “Holy crap, this jew is a better speaker then I am and english isn’t even his first language.  Where the hell is his teleprompter?” 

  • Betty

    I can’t wait until Israel is wiped off the face of the Earth….

  • Straight2TheeAce

     Common he is thinking Allah Akbar! 

  • Guest

     If I had nose hair like that, Michelle would have mercilessly tweezered them out, one by one. . .

  • watchmen1

    “I’m still thinking about that fine woman’s *ss from that UN summit, mmmm…”

    • watchmen1

      Or am I the only one who remembers him getting caught girl watching at the UN?

  • Peter

    I hate it when I’m wrong.

  • Gjm1776

    Look in my eyes, Nata, you’re a dead man walking.

  • Gjm1776

    Look in my eyes, Nata, you’re a dead man walking.

  • Slowtraincoming

    ‘Too bad I already used the “rub cheek with middle finger trick” on Hillary. Can’t get away with THAT one twice!”

  •  “Hmm I wonder if I fell asleep like Joe did if anyone would notice”

  • Anonymous

    You have no idea how much I hate you.

  • Anonymous

    Boy this stuff was so much easier sitting at church listening to Rev. Wright.

  • Two figures in an oval office

    Separating fiction from fact

    One spoke words so nauseous

    That’s when Bibi busted Barack

    A fool, one spoke of schemes

    A soldier, one spoke what’s true

    The cold fact broke the dreams

    When Barack got busted by Netanyahu

    Barack’s face resembled a mask

    The hairs rose on his head

    Don’t need to elaborate or ask

    Bibi busted Barack on what he said

  • Anonymous

    Wait, another non academic telling him that he lives in a fantasy world. Its intolerable! 🙂 

  • Nashlaw

    Than you for your suggestions, sir, but Israel is not interested in suicide. You’re thinking of a different culture. 

  • Spartan

    If I had known I would’ve never invited him to speak in front of Congress…   

  • playsalieri

    Ok…how am I gonna get out of this mess? I know what to do! I’ll get Michelle to declare all Kosher food unhealthy.

  • SB Smith

     While it is clear Netanyahu has the only “real set” in the room, obama suddenly realizes he needs to Change His Pants.

  • Anonymous

    Obama’s thought. “this imbecile doesn’t understand he is talking to a god! I should do him a favor and smash him”

  • Armsofsorrow

     “One way or the other, you WILL return to pre-67 borders”

  • Ironically, history will remember Obama for the color of his skin. Netanyahu will be remembered for the content of his character.

  • Bernie Dvorak

     Thinking to himself, “Reward your friends – Punish your enimies!”

  • Jim

     DUPED
     Man, why do I have to take this A$$ chewing?  I’m supposed to be in charge!

  • Ronnie

    How come he doesn’t have a pet fly?! 

  • Ronnie

    Hmmm…..fascinating. Bibi doesn’t use words like “I, me, myself”. 

  • Sienna

     Blah blah blah…didn’t you hear me say that “I” laid a plan? What’s there left to say? Start packing!

  • Anonymous

    I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!
     

  • Anonymous

     “Is this what a real man looks like? I’ve never seen one before!”

  • Hbnolikeee

     Where the heck is his teleprompter?

  • shorthorn

     Hmmmm, wonder where I could get a pair like his?

    • Dan

      try Palin  

  • Jimbo

    BiBi made the “annointed one” look like the rookie he truely is. How embarassing for this country to have this know nothing clown as prez. 

  • Publius

    “I wish I could just kill all these eff’n Jews.” 

  • Anonymous

    *white noise* the mind is as empty as the suit

  • Damn, this POS looks just like Beck only older. I wonder if he’s just as ignorant. Yep, he is.  

  • “STFU your making me look bad, and I do not like being made to look bad. Ask Joe the plumber… you and he are just the same…. Rev wright was right…. man I hate zion.” 

  • From the Hipster

    Your country is the size and shape of a stick of gum.  You think I’d defend you when over 40 Muslim countries are ready to fund my re-election campaign?

  • KidSister

    Sure wish I could bonk Bibi in the head with a teleprompter.

  • KidSister

    My Muslim brothers are going to get you.

  • KidSister

    Remember, hold chin and look thoughtful.

  • Connie

    Barry: I’m sorry I have to destroy you and Israel. I really wish I didn’t have to. 

  • Anonymous
  • Jlpruitt

    OOh is that what contiguous means? I misspoke.

  • Dan

     Berry thinking  “OK Jew boy you got me there— but I bet you I can beat you in a game of one on one I’ll even spot you a few points”

  • JDF10487

     I can’t believe someone finally had the nerve to say no. Now what?

  • Connsipe

     No health care waivers for you!

  • Does he realize, that he is speaking to THE ANOINTED ONE! And they told me he was smart! I AM the WIZARD of SMART!

  • Jpetef

    what a POKER FACE 

  • no_treble

    “I’ll be glad when my campaign for 2012 is over so I don’t have to pretend to be nice to this Jew anymore.  Allahu Akbar.”

  • MJS

    “Why are you constantly undermining my stability?”

  • Jbuddd032003

     Dear Mr. Limbo almost everything you’ve said I agree with, but let me add something, as you said orgasmic: Mr. Nataniaho is a statesman and the leader but our President is a pure amateur and I wish our country could have Bibi as the President of USA   
    jb

  • Katriel3

    How can I shut this white boy up?

  • Vancenkansas

     If I use the 9 iron……………..

  • Anonymous

    Obama:  I’m hurt that you think I am an idiot.   

  • To compare these 2 is an exercise in absurdity that can only be reserved for the pages of MAD magazine.

  • flat out.. Obama was OWNED in that press conf by the great Prime Minister.. Obama should have been taking notes about how a real leader acts and sounds. 

  • flat out.. Obama was OWNED in that press conf by the great Prime Minister.. Obama should have been taking notes about how a real leader acts and sounds. 

  • Turningpoint519

     OMG. he thinks i care!

  • Turningpoint519

     hmmmm, mmmm hmmm I cant hear you la la la la 

  • Watkins Brenda

    Is this what they call “OWNED.”

  • Tom in Cols, Ga

    “How does he say all this, whatever it is, without a teleprompter?” 

  • dauda

    I wish I was as competent as BB is …. 

  • Loriann_hollywood

     I wish I knew what he was talking about.  Oh wait, is he saying “no” to Me?

  • PS

    I believe he is attempting the Jedi mind trick. 

  • Anonymous

    LOOK AT THAT FACE OF EVIL. SORRY YOU CAN’T KEEP IT CLEAN 

  • “I am not interested in what You have to say Bibi. I am only interested in what I have to say!” 

  • Alana

     Why are you letting Media Matters advertise on your site? Their drop Fox campaign ad is featured on this page.

  •  Barry: Oooooopppsssss,… NOT a fart,.. damn.

  • Anonymous

    “My swing coach says if I just close my stance a little bit more I can fix that nasty slice” 

  • Lisa

    Obama’s thought bubble ” I hate this guy, I really do hate him. When is he going to shut up so that I can speak”