It was announced today that Senator Tammy Duckworth is preggers with a clump of cells that could one day be a baby if she so chooses, but definitely not if she chooses against it.
Congrats to my friend & brave vet @SenDuckworth who just announced she is six months pregnant. She will be the first woman in the history of America to have a baby in the US Senate!
— Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar) January 23, 2018
If-she-chooses-to-make-her-clump-of-cells-a-baby then she would be the first preggers Senator to give birth while in office. I mean, not IN HER OFFICE, hopefully she’ll have at a hospital nearby…. *checks notes*…. yeah that’s it.
Sen-Duckworth-who-could-be-preggers-with-a-baby-if-she-chooses is very much in favor of abortion, especially for the poor and minorities.
.@SenDuckworth announced today that she is pregnant with her second child. The Illinois Democrat would be the first sitting U.S. senator to give birth pic.twitter.com/bnWnvTI28r
— PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) January 23, 2018
She supports federal funding for abortions of clumps-of-cells-that-are-definitely-not-babies and opposes parental notification for abortions of clumps-of-cells-that-are-definitely-not-babies.
She also wants abortions without restrictions of clumps-of-cells-that-are-definitely-not-babies.
So congrats to Tammy.
(If-she-chooses-to-convert-the-clump-of-cells-into-a-baby)