Wow. I guess that communist health care in Cuba isn’t as good as Michael Moore said it was:

FOX NEWS – President Hugo Chavez, the fiery populist who declared a socialist revolution in Venezuela, crusaded against U.S. influence and championed a leftist revival across Latin America, died Tuesday at age 58 after a nearly two-year bout with cancer.

Vice President Nicolas Maduro, surrounded by other government officials, announced the death in a national television broadcast. He said Chavez died at 4:25 p.m. local time.




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Army_Pilot1967
Army_Pilot1967

I wonder if they buried ol' Chavez in Nomex????? He'll need it.

tinlizzieowner
tinlizzieowner

Notice that you never see a Communist Dictator that looks like he's missed a meal?

;-)

TickedWhiteDude
TickedWhiteDude

Hey!! Now that their dictator is gone, they can have ours!!! Diiiiiiiing Doooooong the D*ckheads Gone!!!!.....OK Sorry about that...lol.

911Infidel
911Infidel

Time to do the dead tango dance. Seriously, I hear Raol Castro is talking about retiring and Castro is too ill to continue. Could be a good thing for Cuba. The only question is who will fill the power vacuum left by Chavez? I'm surprised Skeeter hasn't commanded that flags be lowered to half-mast. Maybe Skeeter will nominate Spicoli to represent the US at his funeral. Yeah, ding dong the witch is dead. Watch that first step into the hellavator Hugo, its a humdinger.

chatterbox365
chatterbox365

Did Ron Paul make his "famous" comment about Chavez like he did about Chris Kyle?

K-Bob
K-Bob

Too bad for T-Shirt printers everywhere that he had such an ugly mug.

Sorry 'yooge, Che wins!

Laurel
Laurel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I didn't need that last cup of coffee anyway...dang it!

WordsFailMe
WordsFailMe

"Don't cry for me, Venezuela..."

Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah...

Jay
Jay

You mean 0 doesn't have all the flags at half staff/mast already for his bud? He must be slipping, or couldn't afford it with all the sequester cuts. (Ahem.)

white531
white531

I just hate it, when Communist Dictators die. It just gives us such a misguided direction, about where we are headed. How can the World go forward, without the Wisdom of Hugo Chavez, God rest his soul.

K-Bob
K-Bob

I feel so ashamed.

proudhispanicconservative
proudhispanicconservative

Don't believe what they are saying that because of sequester there wont be any more white house tours, the real truth is that a memorial in the name of Hugo Chavez is taking place at the white house.

james1051
james1051

got my fingers crossed for the Angel of Death to visit many more banana republic socialists

aposematic
aposematic

Cubacare = Obumacare Welcome to the healthcare for the rich only...and if Hugo could speak he would tell you to it sucks big time even for the rich.

n2dstormwego
n2dstormwego

How nice! He died exactly 60 years to the day as his buddy Stalin (March 5th 1953).

Right about now, he’s finding out that all the bottles have holes in their bottoms and the women don’t.”

sjmom
sjmom

Usually on someone's death you would say "Rest in Peace" but I doubt Mr. Chavez, the anti Israel communist will.

PVG
PVG

Well, I haven't got anything nice to say, so............................

sickandtired
sickandtired

One more of Satan's soldiers comes home to roost! Hope he likes it hot!

Booker (D)
Booker (D)

Can he smell the sulfur now?

K-Bob
K-Bob

Up close, and personal!

SilentTexan
SilentTexan

Awww, how very unsaddened I am to hear about this news :(

(*snicker*)

But don't be expecting a change in economics/political wise though. Just like al-quada, one man dies, the other takes his place.

Whoever is next in line more than likely shares the same views as his predecessor. So, cheer up, buckaroo (sean penn) you'll find another playmate! :)

maynardb50
maynardb50

great news. Now, send in the locusts.

Pyrran
Pyrran

Fiery populist???

I guess the phrase "ruthless dictator" was already being used.

I hope he rots. While they're digging the hole, they can shove the AP in there with him.

Duncan Fisher
Duncan Fisher

My guess is the transfusion from Fidel killed him.

jrt1031
jrt1031

I wonder if Chevez is going to visit Obama in the night like Jacob Marley did to scrooge.

The dictators should all be shaking in their shoes

Libertyship46
Libertyship46

Wow, he probably died waiting to see a specialist under his health care system. Always a good day when a communist is laying there at room temperature. Obama will send flowers, I'm sure.

OneThinDime
OneThinDime

Too bad the US has ObamaCare and the Mayo Clinic has denied accepting new Medicare patients.....

At_Liberty
At_Liberty

Can you smell the sulfur now, Hugo?

LIBERTYUSA
LIBERTYUSA

...may God Bless him and his grieving family . "

jleinf
jleinf

Note to all supreme fearess dictators: Never ignore the doctor when he recommends an age based colonoscopy. Ha haha

welltempered2
welltempered2

Maxine Waters: Myself and all of us in the Congressional Blak Caucus send our deepest condolences to the people of Portugal."

3seven77
3seven77

Portugal, Venezuela, Guatemala... to Maxine all those Hispanics look the same.

OneThinDime
OneThinDime

Someone is on a giggle roll today, please keep it up!

Pancake3
Pancake3

Hooray! Now, if the Castro brothers and Moreno would just follow suit maybe South America would revert to normalcy.

bjohnson55
bjohnson55

See ya sucker, enjoy your eternity burning in the pit smelling that sulphur you were so fond of talking about.

Wolfie
Wolfie

Has anyone heard if NObama has ordered all flags at half staff for a month yet?

/sarc.

demographicallychallenged
demographicallychallenged

Da$%$ I just said that on the other post. I didn't have/sarc I think he would be serious about it(sadly)