Eric Bolling says favorability polls don’t matter because HILLARY’S FACE shows she’s losing!!

Eric Bolling keeps bringing on the most Trumptastically amazing analysis on the Five, it’s almost as if someone surgically removed the stupidest part of Trump’s ego and shoved it into a meathead in a cheap suit.

In today’s edition, he actually snaps at Juan Williams for daring to bring up Trump’s terrible favorability ratings, and continues channelling Trump by saying he KNOWS Hillary will lose… because he sees it in her FACE.

Watch below:

He must be trolling us with this stupidity because it’s hard for me to believe that he sits there watching the news and thinks, “I KNOW WHAT I’LL SAY ON THE FIVE, I’LL SAY HILLARY’S FACE MEANS SHE’LL LOSE!!!” I wrote that in all caps because Trumpies tweet in all caps so I imagine Bolling thinks in all caps. Anyway… yes he kept referring to Hillary’s FACE as evidence that she’s going to lose. And this wasn’t impromptu analysis – he’s actually looking at his notes while speaking to remind himself to talk about her face.

The dude is just repeating what Donald Trump said about Carly Fiorina’s face. It’s like his tiny little brain is slowly being absorbed in a Trump Borg, and he’s taking on all the features of Trump’s personality.

Also did you notice that he said he always thought that Trump would win the nomination but lose the election? If he actually thought that then why the hell has he been pushing Trump all this time?!? Either the idiot just made that up to make his idiotic point stronger, or he’s a complete idiot. I could go with either option.

Finally… in case you missed it, I vined how he said he was swelling up at the thought of Trump winning:

Make Eric Bolling Swell Again? No thanks.


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