Feminist Herd Angry Over This Simple Sexy Cow, Of Course

New Jersey is famous for many things, even a few good ones. But cow butts? Hey, I say … why not? To which the humorless feminist hordes reply, of course, because outrage, that’s why!

What’s the beef? Apparently this cow is too sexy for their taste.

You see, the Dairy Air Ice Cream Co. (get it?) opened recently, and that’s their logo. Which has the feminists choking on their cud.

Complaints against the newly opened Dairy Air Ice Cream Co. began Monday with an open letter by local business owner Amy Tingle, who blasted the store for sexualizing women to sell ice cream and demanded that the logo be put out to pasture.

“It is offensive and sickening,” Tingle wrote. “A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what? I’m not sure, but I do know that I am repulsed and offended.”

The logo is not visible from the store’s exterior but is plastered on the store’s furniture, walls and cups, making girls and women feel “as if we are things for someone else’s sexual use,” Tingle wrote.

Bud does it though? Does a cartoon cow sticking her behind in the air make women feel like things? Follow-up question: should it??

Ohhhhhhhhhh but it gets better.

“This kind of marketing scheme is the reason we currently have a sexual predator in the White House,” she continued.

I bet you thought this story would have nothing to do with Trump, didn’t you? Ha ha. So innocent.

The owner has met with Tingle and the other members of the offended herd, and announced on Facebook they are going to be working on making the cow butt “less sexy.”. Um. Okay.

They are meeting with the feminists again tomorrow to that end.

As Jim Jamitis said at RedState: “Somebody, please YouTube that meeting.”

Yes please.


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