If you were like me, you were shocked at how the Denver Ponies were able to absolutely shut down Tom Brady and his deflated balls. It really looked like we were gonna be forced to watch the tyrants of the NFL railroad through to another Superbowl win.
But it didn’t happen!!!
What really caused the New England Patriots to fail right when they were so close to victory?!?!
I think I know:
Sen. Bernie Sanders advises @Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick on how New England can repeat as @SuperBowl champs. pic.twitter.com/pAiplcTVw8
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) April 23, 2015
Yup. Socialist hippy Bernie Sanders actually gave some tips to Bill Belichick, and probably cursed the doomed Patriots to defeat.
Maybe he persuaded the hooded wonder to redistribute his points to the Denver Ponies to rectify “point gap inequality.”
Now imagine what the moron will do in the White House?!!
And this is his prediction this year:
.@BernieSanders is rooting for the @Broncos. #SuperBowl #MTP
— Meet the Press (@meetthepress) February 7, 2016
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