According to my sources at the Right Scoop, a right-wing hate site, Trump insiders say that the VP is going to be Mike Pence!! Now before you grab your pitchforks and “traitor” signs, take a second to laugh at these tweets clearly criticizing el Trumpo’s policies:
Will Pence delete this tweet? pic.twitter.com/WGrvOPg9LH
— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) July 14, 2016
The new Trumpence will come out and yell, “when I meant offensive, I meant it would be offensive to losers and jerks, yeah! EAT IT!!”
But wait, there’s more!!!
When Pence endorsed TPP —> https://t.co/3OvRZSz8da pic.twitter.com/IsjTNIRbKF
— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) July 14, 2016
Ohhhhh that’s awkward. OK let’s give this a go:
“By swift adoption, I meant that it would be like an adopted child – you know, you kinda beat him every now and then because he’s not REALLY your kid. TRUMP TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN!!”
Or, he could pull a Trump and just deny he ever said it despite all evidence to the contrary. After all, words have no meaning, and Trumpers don’t care about the past.