***[UPDATED]*** Joe Biden gaffes again, this time about cheerleaders blowing his mind


Oh man, this one is a doozy if I’ve ever heard one:

DAILY CALLER – According to a pool report from Biden’s stop at Newport High School in Newport, N.H., the vice president arrived to talk to “about 100 students in their sports uniforms waiting for him in a semi-circle.”

“He cradled a football under his arm as he spoke,” the pool report, written by The New York Times’ Trip Gabriel, reads. “He began by asking which teams were represented — football, soccer, lacrosse and cross-country. Any others? He asked. ‘Cheerleaders,’ a group of girls shouted.”

Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.

Believe it or not, that’s not the only slightly off-color statement made by someone in the Biden family:

UPDATE: The day couldn’t end without another gaffe from Biden:

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  • p m

    In the main page picture for this article he looks like a wax effigy..yuk.

    Thanks for rooting out the most repulsive photos of the most repulsive POTUS and VPOTUS ever.

  • poljunkie

    Oh Joe.

  • PovrlaChasse

    I’m sorry. I see nothing off-color about this statement. Unless maybe, if you are addressing Bevis and Butthead or a group of sixth graders.

  • Whats the point in commenting about this goofball….he really sounds like Viagra kicks in to often without any release near by. Cut the dose Joe!! I am sure none of the College Cheerleaders want to anything with you on the wood!!!

    • detectivedick

      Bidens new book: Dreams of my Woodie, Co-author Richard Head.

  • It is incredible to me that his stupidity has never been a problem for him.

  • Orangeone

    I can’t decide if she was worse than he was. “I’ve seen Joe up close.”

    • Cindy09

      She forgot to add “unmasked”. I mean without the wig…. or the plugs…!

  • Zaphenath_Paneah_II

    Jokes on us. He’s our Vice President.

    • toongoon

      Oy vey.

      • lol! Who said that first?! I swear yours wasn’t up when I said it lol!! Sorry toon! 😀

        • toongoon

          LOL. You said it first, it seemed like the perfect response to ZP II.

          I guess that makes me guilty of plagiarism, just like old Joe. 😉

          • LOL. It’s not plagiarism when you have permission! 😉

            • BlueGood

              Mensa Joe has a right to be Stupid, but don’t cha think he’s abusing the privilege???

              Wot a F**kin Maroon!…..

              Oy Oy…oy oy VEY!

      • hbnolikeee

        Do you know what it means?

        • toongoon

          Not a clue, I just copied the Canadian.

          Oops, I mean the American.

          • toongoon

            But I think it was appropriate:

            “Oy” and “vey” are two very old Jewish interjections which both mean “woe.” Oy is found many times in the Bible (See Numbers 21:29, I Samuel 4:7, and Isaiah 3:11 for a few examples). Vey is newer than oy; it is oy’s Aramaic equivalent.

            Come to think of it, Olive’s last name is Oy-l. Hoo-boy.

            • Very good toon! It could mean, woe is me, oh my!, how terrible, or anything similar.

  • Oy vey.

  • toongoon

    Biden is boner.


    Say it aint so Joe.

    “the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind” (Joe Bite-Me)

    One heart beat away FOLKS, only one !!! (from being PREZI #2)

    I would not let this man mow my grass!!!!

    There was A reason OBUMMER picked him for VP, he is a SUPREME useful idiot.

    Now Hillary, Jay Carney, DS Rice, they all are close to becoming a foot-note in history
    Following OBOZO down the rabbit hole, where he belongs, back in Chicago, after he loses, if they will even take him back.

    SURE would like to see that.

    Make it so , number one….uhhh…Patriotic Folks.

  • Landscaper

    Dumb and Dumber

  • 911Infidel

    “the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.” Really Joey, now what would that be? And what mind? You ain’t got one. Oh and just how up front and personal were you there sweet pea?

    • Cindy09

      That’s gonna leave a mark!! He needs some bitecream!!

      • 911Infidel

        Awwww what you said. LOL. I think they buried his hair plugs in too deep. Either that or the doctors were not able to remove all of his brain maggots when he had his brain surgeries.

  • freenca

    Even his hair-plugs are still blushing!! LOL!

    • hbnolikeee

      I think a few popped.

      • freenca

        ME too !

  • Sober_Thinking

    Biden is Romney’s secret weapon.


  • Sober_Thinking

    Can’t wait to hear Biden debate Paul Ryan. Paul should wear a mini skirt just to provoke him…

    • rich wojcik

      Ryan/Biden IQ ratio: 1,000,000,000:0.000 000 0001…
      Ryan will wrap him around his fingers one at the time, bang him on his nose, tug on his rat’s fur on that empty skull, swallow and spit him out, step on him, leave his footprints all over him…..figuratively, of course 😉

      • conwis

        But when Joe talks about it afterward it will “literally”

      • hbnolikeee

        I would think so, but Plugs has been a politician for 100 years or so and knows how to avoid getting beat on I’d think. The real issue is will Mitt aggressively debate and put it to Duh Bumbler?

  • hbnolikeee

    This is how they laugh and exhibit their lack of morals and hoist Bubba and his ilk up the flag pole (or stripper pole) as some great American symbol, NOT.

    These are beasts without a soul.

  • rich wojcik

    since when idiocy, total arrogance and aloofness is called “gaffe”?

  • Nukeman60

    We need to see all the times Biden has stepped out and blasted us with his ‘intelligence’. Then we need to cross-reference all the times it covered up something big that the Obama administration either tried to do or were ready to do.

    My theory is that it is planned as a diversion to help Obama whenever he gets in trouble. Nobody, I mean nobody, is that stupid.

    • kong1967

      I think Biden would make a great grandparent. He’s funny and when he tries to be witty he almost always steps in it. Beyond that, he’s useless.

  • NoToTyrants

    With this comment, has Obama/Biden lost the the votes of the 47% of Cheerleaders that do it on grass? What does this mean for the Obama/Biden campaign? Does this mean spell the end of Obama/Biden?

  • Joe

    I D I O T S !

  • RosiesSeeingRed

    I actually think the tweet is worse. Why did he tweet that? Obama’s got to be mad, right? I mean it’s basically like saying he doesn’t agree with the president on ANYTHING..

    • kong1967

      It’s especially damaging to say they have different views on the direction of the country. It’s one thing to have a different view on a policy here and there, but this goes right down to the core of the ideals for the nation as a whole. Ouch. Maybe he’s trying to let everyone know he’s not a Marxist, but rather just a big union and environmentalist guy.

  • armyvet10

    Joe Buffoon, I mean Biden, seems to have been told by his (ugh I hate to say it) wife, that he is a great man so many times that he actually believes it. Joe then goes out and tells the world how great he is and how Obama must be even greater and that us poor misguided citizens should blindly follow all they say without thinking. Makes sense, Obama and Buffoon (opps, sorry again, I mean Biden) hasn’t been thinking for years, just listen to their speeches if you need further proof.

    • kong1967

      Lol, but isn’t that what Obamabots do? Blind faith? Most of them couldn’t even tell us where Iraq is at, who the VP is, or any other common fact. But they can tell you who the Kardashians are. Liberals know they can’t fool everyone, but they will always have people to manipulate that will be loyal and never investigate the truth.

  • What a Bozo.He and Obama could never qualify for a real job other than feeding of the public trough.

  • I don’t want a new flag I want a new President.

    • DebbyX

      I’m with you 1,000% these assholes have got to go! Another 4 years of these screw-ups and we’ll all be wears turbans. VOTE THEM OUT NOV. 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • white531

    I have said this before, and it is no longer the joke it was meant to be, when first posted.

    The absolutely inept human being we call, “Joe Biden,” is our Vice President for one reason and one reason only.

    No sane person in this country, would impeach, or assassinate Obama, knowing that we would be left with Joe Biden, as President.

    You may not like Obama, but he is not stupid. Joe Biden is proof of that.

  • justplainbob

    Oh Joe…WE , the concerned half of the voters in this nation want you and Barack fundamentally voted out of office in November. You guys are different alright.

  • If that tweet came from Romney they would be calling him out for racial code words.

  • GiantM

    Joe has an STD….ouch!

  • Rocco11

    The “press” has simply issued this putz an EZ-Pass. This fool should be John Hinckley’s roommate at St. E’s…

    • rich wojcik

      “the press”…….???
      you mean urinalists reading statements from WH???? What a gang of useless oafs!
      Welcome to Russia/Cuba/N. Korea – the REAL “Change” commenced by FuBar Ack.

  • cheyennecowboy

    Biden’s mind is already blown!

  • joyfulgiver

    As the wife of the VP you think she’d be able to speak about him from her heart. No need for notes, here!

  • poljunkie

    You couldnt make this stuff up if you had to.

    • DebbyX

      Nothing to do with this nonsense, but I missed a day here and now the comments section is very different. What happened that I missed? Thanks!

  • NJK

    I can’t even look at this guy. He’s an embarrassment. His entire life has been on the public dole. I guess they don’t have anyone smarter in DE, they keep electing him.

  • Yazz55

    Biden once again proves that he’s the obamessiah’s assassination insurance policy.

  • Beavis and Butthead Go To Washington

    Engage your brain before putting your mouth in gear, Butthead Biden.

  • bobemakk

    The “gaffe king” strikes again…he is about a dozen nails in Obamas coffin.


    …just think that JOE is one heart beat away . AMERICA ELECTIONS DO HAVE CONSEQUENCES !”

  • John3_3

    That’s not a gaffe. I think sometimes we look too hard for the libtards to mess up. This was only a gaffe if your mind is in the gutter, sorry.

    • buzzkill59

      I saw it as a basic truth no matter where your mind is at!

  • poljunkie

    I posted this earlier on another thread but when Romney wins in November we will be singing like we did in 2010, because we have to get the Whitehouse back from Obama and Biden. ( This is one of the best clips from Glen Beck, and one of my favorite visits to RScoop). I can remember watching this repeatedly that day, and both my husband and me -laughing (outloud).

  • Army_Pilot1967

    I’ll bet ol’ Joe has no idea of the meaning “hard wood,” so in his mind he didn’t say anything risque/off-color.

  • Mary_Linda

    Anyone who can choose this bird-brain moron to the number 2
    post un the U.S. – must himself be a total idiot!

  • no fan of his work, but hell that was kinda funny

  • He is too stupid to realize what he done..

  • aZjimbo

    I never thought it was humanly possible for people to be so dumb and stupid but I was clearly wrong.