Here are some interesting results from Google, who rapaciously burglarizes our online information in order to foretell the future and inspire a robot uprising.
Anyway, according to them, John Kasich has a lot of people interested:
.@JohnKasich is now the top-searched #GOP candidate in #NewHampshire today on @Googlehttps://t.co/IhtfshGuWh pic.twitter.com/SwOB2WBWgq
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
Search interest in @JohnKasich rises in New Hampshire during #NewHampshirePrimary pic.twitter.com/33swnoZLm0
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
BUT… is it a lot of Christians who are trying to find out about his positions on social issues?
"Is @JohnKasich pro-life?" is a top trending question in New Hampshire ahead of the primary https://t.co/jOltQlfwaN pic.twitter.com/0RY8HRIA7m
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
Even though he’s prolife, they might break for someone else who’s more stalwart on the issue.
Amazingly, people want to know more about Trump calling Cruz a “p**sy”:
The top trending question on @realDonaldTrump in New Hampshire was what he called @tedcruz https://t.co/jOltQlfwaN pic.twitter.com/D54TI7W7pX
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
Good job there, New Hampshire.
These questions about Cruz are all over the place:
"Why does @tedcruz wear two watches?" is a top trending question ahead of the NH primary https://t.co/jOltQlfwaN pic.twitter.com/PT1MupXVAy
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
How the hell do you think Cruz is a Democrat by now?!??! Ugh.
It sounds like people don’t know what to think about Carly Fiorina at all either:
Top trending questions on @CarlyFiorina in New Hampshire ahead of the primaries https://t.co/jOltQlfwaN pic.twitter.com/Ria92WyVNw
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
I like this question, “what does Chris Christie want?!” as if he’s bothering people and they have no idea why:
"What has @ChrisChristie done for New Jersey?" is a top trending question in New Hampshire https://t.co/jOltQlfwaN pic.twitter.com/LjPii7xiaM
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
There’s still some interest in Ben Carson – maybe he’ll do better than the polls indicate:
"What is Ben Carson's schedule in New Hampshire?" is a top trending question on @RealBenCarson in New Hampshire pic.twitter.com/sOmyhWqtVb
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
Seriously people, “is Marco Rubio” American?!?!
Top trending questions on @marcorubio in New Hampshire ahead of the primary https://t.co/jOltQlfwaN pic.twitter.com/YHqyZRApBt
— GoogleTrends (@GoogleTrends) February 9, 2016
I think we can confidently say that most voters are morons based on this Google trends analysis.
Frankly, there was much more to be gathered about tonight from the exit polls that Google – you can check that out here.