John Kasich says that not enough voters know that his dad was a mailman, and he VOWS to stay in the race until every single American voter hears at least ONE folksy story about his mailman father!!!!
Statement from Kasich camp: “Gov. Kasich will remain in the race unless a candidate reaches 1,237 bound delegates before the Convention.”
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) May 3, 2016
Statement from Kasich camp: “Tonight’s results are not going to alter Gov. @JohnKasich's campaign plans.” pic.twitter.com/IuiNH6gPN5
— Fox News (@FoxNews) May 3, 2016
Looks like benefits for Kasich campaign staffers still include enormous quantities of hallucinogens. pic.twitter.com/FKWukBpE2e
— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) May 3, 2016
This is, of course, despite his being FOURTH in a three-man race, since waterboy Marco Rubio STILL has more delegates than Kasich, as Jake the Tapman Tapper reiterated tonight on CNN:
Video of @jaketapper's John Kasich truth bomb pic.twitter.com/SZX6xp0slr
— Mashable News (@MashableNews) May 4, 2016
Seriously, if the GOP establishment tries to shoehorn this idiot into the candidacy, even I will riot. But it ain’t gonna happen…