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Marco Rubio WINS Puerto Rico!! Picks up 22 delegates


Electronic voting tampering is suspected as Marco Robo-Rubio wins Puerto Rico in a landslide!! People note that after he won, he rubbed a voting machine and murmured, “thank you brother, I won’t forget this.”

OK, none of that happened, but he DID win 22 delegates.

I heard he celebrated by dancing the robot. Get it?!?!?

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