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  • c4pfan

    So funny!

  • OneThinDime

    OMGosh this is too funny!

    • Jazzee

      I couldn’t stop laughing too cool
      go girl go

  • Patriot077

    A spitfire with a great sense of humor. I would love to meet her in person!

    • http://www.facebook.com/alex.bury.52 Alex Bury

      I’ve met her in person.

      • Patriot077

        I’m jealous! I’ve been a fan of Michelle’s since her days in Seattle. When they quit running her column I had withdrawals … that was before the internet got big :)

        • http://www.facebook.com/alex.bury.52 Alex Bury

          Yeah, I got to talk to her and she was impressed by a little speech I made about U.N. poll watchers and how is it just another insult at our country. She looked completely starstruck. It was awesome.

    • Is_Sense_Common

      She’s TINY!

      But such a HUGE force!!

  • RKflorida

    What a cutie she is. Very funny.

  • Les_in_NC

    You gotta hand it to the lady. All that passion and conviction in such a small package. I hope she never gets pissed at me.

  • edsmanedup

    She’s great and feisty too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1396855720 Brian Jones

    FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

  • Joengima

    Oh my word LOL.

    This is hilarious, and much needed. This is what out side will have to do now to compete…

  • aposematic

    As I have commented more than a few times on the turncoat Republicans in Virginia this Legislative Session, 2013, Red State has as their lead story today how McDonnell, VA R Gov., got the raises in taxes he wanted plus 3 times more by he time the R’s and D’s finished up this Legislative Session. Just the worst Legislative Session ever, the D’s in charge were never this bad in the past as these R’s in charge with the D’s help are now. Just so disgusted with Republicans…

    Oh, almost forgot…love Michelle Malkin. A real true Conservative!

    Update: Just received McDonnell’s email boasting about how great this Legislative Session was for VA conservatism. Claims transportation (the State’s biggest slush fund)and schools strengthened…sounds a lot like Leftist BS but its really even worse if you read the Bills as I have…disgusted with the Republicans doesn’t begin to touch how pi$$ed I am!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

      I have been reading about this too. Tea Party needs to start calling these guys out. Grimm is another that caved.

    • Patriot077

      McDonnell won’t be feeling too good when he hears what Levin has to say about his “great work”.

  • poljunkie

    I wouldn’t have recoginized her……AND the dancing is better than I can do.

    I’m notorious for holding up a lighter. I like to live in the 70’s. It doesn’t make me a bad person!

    • Rshill7

      Nope. Holding up a lighter is fine.

      Holding up a liquor store though….

      • poljunkie

        Ha ha. Thank you.

        Nope. Shall not steal.

        —-Only hearts. (Well one, anyway)

        • crosshr

          ha ha . to late, you’re all robed ! me too?

      • http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Wolfie

        LOL! :-)

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

      Actually not allowed to hold up lighters anymore! You have to get those stupid light sticks.

      Some things about the 70’s I miss….just not the fashion.

      • poljunkie

        I STILL do. No one’s taking my lighter – esp during Freebird! ( I dont smoke)

        We saw AC/DC in 2010 and they had red light up devil ears…..most of the 60,000 people in the crowd bought them. It was pretty funny. We were still holding up lighters!!! :-)

        I really dislike the kids who hold up their cell phones. WHAT are they thinking?

        A couple years ago I bought some wide leg bell bottom jeans. I wore them yesterday. They’re ok.But I like my skinny style better I guess.

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

          There is an art to wearing bell bottoms properly but in the end it is like wearing your pants too low…you will get tripped up!

          • poljunkie

            In HSchool, I had embroidered all over the WIDE legs.

            These are OK, but I feel a compelling need to wear high platform boots under them.

            • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don’t forget the frosty nail polish and frosty lipstick along with the long stringy hair.

              • poljunkie

                oooops I just put a similar comment re lip gloss above. I didnt see your post. :-)

                Where’s AB (in C), she’d have a lot to add on this subject!)….and a TRANS AM!!!!

                • Is_Sense_Common

                  But did you feather your hair like Farrah??

                • Patriot077

                  I did. I lived in San Diego then and had perfect Farah Fawcett hair. Went to hell right quick when I moved to Seattle and got rained on regularly. :)

                • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfect timing. A friend of mine just complained about Seattle rain and her hair.

                • poljunkie

                  I did, but sadly I didnt look as good.

                • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

                  Yep!

                • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

                  I went with my first BF because he had a trans am. :)

                • poljunkie

                  BUT, did he blast Lynyrd Skynyrd? Or Molly Hatchet? Maybe Sly and the Family Stone or Thin Lizzy? Or Led Zeppelin?

                  ( I could do this for hours!)

                • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

                  Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, Blue Oyster Cult among many others. I could do this all day as well especially since the music was outstanding! ;)

                • poljunkie

                  I loved BOC. (Code name: Soft White Underbelly)….Still do. I’ve seen them a quite a few times. Best was at the “Old Waldorf” a now defunct club in San Francisco.

                  It was first opened in ‘76 in a building that before previously had been an old “Foster’s cafeteria.” Then Bill Graham purchased it. It housed just 600 seats. Perfect size. The sound system was only so so…but the setting was warm and friendly. Most acts had two shows. “Dinner” and then later on, a 2 drink “cocktail”. Most nights they would let you stay for both shows, if they weren’t sold out.

                  We loved the dinner shows. Not for the food. But for the seats. We would get the tickets right up against the stage and then scuffle for picks, sticks, set lists, and any other band stuff. For a small place some great acts showed up: AC/DC, U2, Jim Carroll, Charlie Musselwhite, Blondie, Dire Straits, Metallica, Journey, Iggy Pop.

                  Live music is absolutely the best medicine for what ails you.

                  Here’s a great video. Well, it’s not much of a video, but the tune is good. It’s from 72. ♪♫ HA, I was 12.

              • poljunkie

                I just remembered…It was Bonnie Bell (strawberry!!!)

      • OneThinDime

        You mean the ones that last 1 use and then go into the landfill?

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

          Precisely!

          • OneThinDime

            But, but, but, climate change! They are made from plastic so bad, bad, oil. Wouldn’t it be fun to chant this at the stupid libs

            • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

              Problem is Libs are so stupid they don’t know what constitutes a petroleum byproduct.

      • poljunkie

        Oh, and I liked the peasant tops and puka shells.

        A little “sun in” on the hair!

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

          Yep!

          • poljunkie

            ….AND strawberry lip gloss.

            • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

              Don’t forget the juicy fruit lip gloss!

    • Is_Sense_Common

      You make me laugh! I’m with ya sister!

  • colliemum

    One word: a-ma-ZING!

    Isn’t it great that, thanks to Moochelle’s new fringe, she can be soo much better parodied.

    Mind, I bet the real Michelle (Malkin) is very glad that her body, from the navel downwards, doesn’t look at all like that of Moochelle.
    (Yeah, I know: meow …)

    • Rshill7

      One would think Moochelle would want to redistribute some of that. Finding a willing recipient though…

      • crosshr

        no taker !!!! lol

      • Is_Sense_Common

        While I could use a little extra cushion back there, there’s NO WAY I’d take anything from that evil winch. She’d probably put some voodoo on it.

    • OneThinDime

      I was trying to think of a very nice way to say Michelle Malkin’s lower half is more like the tip of Idaho compared to the mooochier’s which is as wide as Montana but I couldn’t think of a nice way to say it :)

      • crosshr

        ouch !!!!! lol

      • MTpoliticaljunkie

        You should have stuck with the Idaho analogy. It’s skinny on top and wide at the bottom. Montana is too square. Being a Montanan it’s too long of a drive from east to west. Been there done that. Hate it every time we travel east.

        • OneThinDime

          Ah but MT is MUCH wider than Idaho at the bottom, which was my point (LOL)

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      And that is why I love the British!

    • crosshr

      ouch !!!!! well true mum. lol

    • BlueGood

      I’d say two words Colliemum….BOOM….& ZING!

      Moochelle is owned…LOL

    • Patriot077

      Someone commented that Moochelle’s new do makes her look like Flip Wilson. I don’t know if you recall his show but Geraldine was his alter ego. (And I agree with the commenter. Google it and see if you agree :)

  • http://navalwarfare.blogspot.com/ Libertyship46

    I like “Driving the Prius” the best. Are you sure they’re not already using all of this on MSNBC? I wouldn’t be surprised.

    • Is_Sense_Common

      I have a young, idiot friend who drives around town in some battery-operated mobile and he’s going on & on about how awesome it is & how it’s so great for the environment and his checkbook. However, it was 26 degrees outside & he was mentioning his drive home was 30 minutes and he was not looking forward to it. I asked “Why?” and of course his car only worked for 45 minutes (round trip) if he used the heater and the radio. He’d already driven 30 minutes to the current destination, so he didn’t have enough battery to get him home AND have heat/radio.

      Of course I hopped in my SUV, cranked the heat as high as it would go & turned on El Rushbo really loud & said, “Too bad. SEE YA!” :~)

      It’s so fun to be a Conservative!

      • poljunkie

        Our neighbors have a hybrid Toyota from 2003.

        She and I would take turns driving to our sons sports events. We live on a steep hill.
        Her car didn’t have enough oomph to make it up in “hybridy” mode, and the car would shut down, and start rolling backwards down the hill. Sort of like if you are using a stick and dont know how to use the clutch….Only her car would totally shut off and she wouldn’t have any control while it was rolling…..Totally freaked her out.

        The second time, she tried to gun it at the bottom….but no dice.

        After that, I started meeting her at the bottom of the drive way.

        It was hard for me to keep a smirk off my face, because she and her husband,both super lefty’s—- lectured us because we had a truck…..

        It was so hard for me to come up with things to talk about.

  • c4pfan

    Not surprised that Rush gave a shout out to Seth on his show today. Both love to go to the gutter with their ‘jokes’.

  • notebene

    Michelle Malkin rocks! Love her!

    • PVG

      She is adorable and fearless!

  • YURI_BEZMENOV

    Can we just make 400+ clones of her ass and put them into the House and Senate.
    That just made me laugh. She is a rock star.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

    O-M-G!

    I’m forwarding this to everybody. Hilarious!

  • JoeMontana16

    Holy Crap that was bad. I guess I’m a party pooper.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kingofthehokies Jim Land

    For today’s open thread I propose a new way to pay congress. Every congressman will be paid on commission only. Commissions are paid on all real spending cuts passed while in office. Commissions will not be paid to those who voted against the cut, or on legleslation that was passed while that congressman was in office. Commissions will be 1% of all cuts distributed among all congressmen who voted for the cut.

    • Diogenes_wy

      Better yet, why not have representatives and senators and their personal staffs’ salaries paid by their respective states and districts? This would save US tax dollars and the added benefit would be in making all of our congressmen subject to recall elections if they didn’t vote according to the wishes of the folks back home.

  • http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Wolfie

    I know this is way O/t so I’ll be brief. My wife got me my very first smartphone a “Droid Razr HD” or something like that. It can take pics and video, and it’s this latter I’m having trouble with. I can download the videos from the phone to the computer and Real Player will play them. But “Windows Movie Maker” doesn’t recognize the format and won’t import them. Does anyone have a suggesting for either (preferably free or cheap) video editor that can handle the phone format (I think it’s saving them at mp4) or a good format converter. The movie maker wants them in wmv format. Thanks.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

      Check the apps out they usually have one to bridge the gap.

      • http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Wolfie

        Thanks to you, Laurel and the others for replying with good suggestions. I’ll look into them all thanks again.

    • Watchman74

      Try Freemake Video Converter http://www.freemake.com/

      • http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Wolfie

        I tried this one first (because it had the link and… anyway… Works like a charm! Thanks! You just saved me $35.00 on a program I was considering and I’m now going to give that to a charity instead. God bless! :-)

        • Watchman74

          Your welcome! Freemake is awesome and easy to use. :)

    • http://www.theconservativevoices.com/ dmacleo

      if its mp4 it should be fine, sure its not .3gp or .mov ?
      handbrake converter is free and, unlike other stuff, does not install tons of links to other software.

      • Conservative_Hippie

        Agreed, I was going to recommend handbrake also :)

    • ryanomaniac

      If you are watching them on the computer then download VLC player. It plays anything no conversions necessary.

      • http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Wolfie

        I wanted to put them into a video editor to cut out the “rubbish bits” and the video editor I had wouldn’t recognize the format from the phone. Watchman74 below helped me find a good free converter. I also go the windows live movie maker (also free) and with that I am able to rotate the videos that were playing sideways before! :-(I think I’m set now! :-)

  • debw777

    She looks good, she should make more videos.

  • OneThinDime

    Boom! From the Daily Caller, interviewing the CEO of the Black Chamber of Commerce. http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/25/black-chamber-of-commerce-ceo-on-obama-i-had-hopes-because-he-was-black-shame-on-me-video/

  • davienne

    you go girl… too funny

  • Dr_TJL

    Dancin’ heck. Rock those bangs Mee’shell. Malkin of course…

  • William Robert Thornton

    Michelle Malkin has a nice body.

  • ToldYou

    Stick to your beloved comments MM. That made you a joke for the litards.

  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    So nicely played. Totally hammering the opposition, while remaining in good taste. Bravo, Michelle!

  • msverde1

    Clever girl!!!

  • 57thunderbird

    That was funny.Go Michelle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.bury.52 Alex Bury

    We conservatives need to get mean. This is a great start.

  • tinlizzieowner

    Michelle ought to slip this under the nose of MTV, using a ‘Rap’ name like ‘MeeShell’ and the (low information) kids would probably think it’s just a new dance craze, like the thing that fat little Korean kid put out a couple months ago. ;-)

  • misterlogic0013

    she’s great ..

  • retiredconservative

    She’s brilliant

  • OneThinDime
  • OneThinDime

    Navy Seal running for US Senate in MA! http://www.gomezforma.com/

  • c4pfan

    Well, another Govenor that the conservative press kissed up to goes and raises taxes. Will the same kiss ups make him answer? I doubt it!

  • DebbyX

    Now there’s a “Michelle” I can be proud of!

  • DizzyMissL

    Hilarious. Love it!!

  • Jajajalol

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  • NanNJ

    You go girl!!!!! Very funny.

  • Suzyqpie

    This is the best alinsky that I have seen. Make fun of them and laugh at them. Take on 0bama with the same parody. “Fair Share” sells? Only in America could the rich people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.

  • anneinarkansas

    We have almost memorized her book Culture of Corruption. It is all as true today, if not worse, than when she first wrote it.

  • http://twitter.com/PhillipG76 Phillip

    that was great. ha

  • aZjimbo

    Saw this on her twitchy.com site. If only GOP had the staying power and the guts of MM?

  • http://twitter.com/nickmarschel straw man

    I was just reading through the comments on youtube for this video… Michelle really knows how to bring out the hate among the left.

  • http://twitter.com/Powerfactor1 Mark Adam

    All right Michelle!

  • harglide

    Now THAT IS excellent!!! Just think if they had done anything like that about GW, it would have gone viral! I hope this does.

  • alinskythis

    This one is funny….

  • marketcomp

    This cracks me up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001139953657 Rick Bauman

    This miserable bitch that “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking” thank her god that FOX Noise will broadcast this POS.