Michelle Obama been talking to Morgan Freeman? They both think things are going swell

Michelle Obama is running around telling radio stations that because of Obama and his superman-like intellect he’s pulled this economy back into a HUGE recovery (via CNS News):

Who knew that 1.3% GDP growth was a HUGE recovery? Who knew that 23 million Americans out of work was a HUGE recovery?

I know what’s going on here. Michelle Obama must’ve just watched this new Obama commercial by Morgan Freeman and that’s what led her astray.

Watch:

See, everything is swell. Forget about the 4 Americans killed in Benghazi and the fact that the Taliban are killing our soldiers in green on blue attacks in Afghanistan with Al-Qaeda on the rise again. No, forget all that. Our enemies have been BROUGHT TO JUSTICE, says Morgan Freeman. Osama bin Laden is DEAD and Barack Hussein Obama is trying out for the new movie “Rambo IV: Obama vs the Terminator Gone Rogue!

And I’m guessing that cars on the assembly line means the economy is awesome or something. I mean I saw them on the assembly line, I saw a flag and heard beautiful music so I guess everything is all good. We’re always going to have children to educate and rebuilding the middle class…well, Obama can probably do that in his sleep.

Yeah, I think Michelle Obama saw this ad before she did that interview. I mean where else would she get such bad information?


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