By The Right Scoop


But..but…I thought he could lower the oceans and stuff!

POLITICO – First Lady Michelle Obama says her husband isn’t a “superhero” and that President Barack Obama will need all the help he can get in order to be reelected.

“He’s not a superhero; he’s a human. So he needs your help,” the First Lady said in Los Angeles on Sunday.

The fundraiser was hosted by No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani. Mrs. Obama will continue campaigning for her husband on Monday night, when she’s scheduled to appear on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

While the First Lady campaigned in Los Angeles, the President campaigned in Chicago. But reports indicate his $51 per ticket fundraiser had modest attendance, prompting some conservatives to say Obama’s campaign has lost its mojo.

You know it’s bad when they have to make these kind of excuses. I would add, though, that not only is he not a superhero, but he has a terrible record and apparently he can’t even inspire full attendance at a $51/person fundraiser.

I can see a Romney/Ryan landslide coming in November…from my house!

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  • Landscaper59

    I smell fear and it smells good!

  • toongoon

    I was thinking, no he’s a super villain. But then I thought, no he’s not a super anything, he’s just a villain.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000679899592 John Bohler

    Gotta stay on the attack for three months people! Dang i can’t wait for the debates…

  • Boris_Badenoff

    Other than the fact you like flying around on Air Force 2 taking exotic world wide vacations tell us why Moochelle you think we should re elect that epic fail of a husband of yours…

    Specifics please..

  • DINORightMarie

    If the venue and security were not donated and/or paid for by the tax payers, then this “fundraiser” very likely lost money. $51 x 1000 doesn’t cover the cost of the police and Secret Service needed, not to mention sound, facility, overall tech and other costs to put on such a rally.

    Losing.

    • NYGino

      You forgot the teleprompter rentals and the Styrofoam Greek columns.

      • warpmine

        I suppose if they gave out the true numbers, the DemonRats wouldn’t care a bit. Our side would probably just yawn sweeping this just like his sealed documents under the bridge.

    • proudhispanicconservative

      Lol is just as they have handled everything spending more than they take in
      , when i heard he wasnt able to fill the $51 fundraiser i had a big smile in my face and it proves to me that signals people are finally seeing the darkness that awaits us if this guy is reelected. May god help us

  • RosiesSeeingRed

    I don’t know how the narcissist-in-chief is going to keep a cool head. Narcissists usually have temper-tantrums when everyone around them fails to see their greatness.

    These next few months are going to be fun!

    • NYGino

      Only wish that the Criminally Negligent Media was leaving along with him.

      • badbadlibs

        Hear, hear!! I despise the media and what they are doing more then bo and his underminding of Americans. He wouldn’t stand a snowballs chance but for the “criminals” in the media as you so aptly described the soul less lot.

  • 4Hoppes2

    “I can see a Romney/Ryan landslide coming in November…from my house!”
    I sure hope you are correct, I just had a visit with our family physician and he prescribed at least 4 years of Romney/Ryan for the spiritual, mental, and physical health and well being of every man, women, and child in this country. To have Ryan as the VP pick indicates to me that Romney is fully capable of selecting an administration that can and will put an end to the toxic tyranny imposed by Obama and his accomplices.

    • warpmine

      “To have Ryan as the VP pick indicates to me that Romney is fully capable of selecting an administration that can and will put an end to the toxic tyranny imposed by Obama and his accomplices.”

      I don’t know about that and for sure I’m a little shaky about it considering Willard’s past as governor of the liberal hole, Massoftwoshits.

      On the other end of the scale, perhaps they both can envision a country without the mayhem of EPA and most of the alphabet agencies.

  • 1vote

    Obama is superdud, whineyass, crackhead POS !!!

    • 4Hoppes2

      You have an affinity to understatements I see!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/salvatore.anello Salvatore Anello

    I wonder if O sleazy will pardon everyone at Gitmo as his parting shot or if the incitement of nation wide violence will be enough.

    • WordsFailMe

      Can’t picture him pardoning the criminals imprisoned by the state of Illinois since he’ll want to get elected to something when he’s back in the hood.

      • 4Hoppes2

        Good one!

      • NYGino

        You’re right about that WFM but the felons who don’t live in his voting area……whoa. The list of felons pardoned is going to make Clinton’s parting favor to America look like an afterthought.

  • LdyDesign

    Anyone else notice it’s all about him….not one mention about us. I would love for a journalist to ask the Obama zombies why this flawed man is more important than themselves?

    • WordsFailMe

      I think the Dems and libs and communists, like the Muslims, look to their political leader as their spiritual guide and expect laws to create and enforce their 6th grade notion of morality.

  • Boris_Badenoff

    Moochelle will be crying when she has to move out of the White House, oh my bad I forgot she doesn’t like the accommodations there. She must really hate having to look at all them “Damn flags ” every day.. , Of course then she will be back to calling America a bunch of racist crackerheads like before she was finally proud of her country for the first time ever..

    Good riddance to bad trash…

    • http://twitter.com/ozziecastillo Ozzie

      I would love to see crowds show up……..it would look like a protest, and then as the news cameras zoomed in, the signs would read “We’re here to help you pack and move out”. Winning the election would be a national day of celebration. I can’t imagine how big the giant collective party would be.

      • Boris_Badenoff

        Absolutely awesome thought Ozzie… That would be the best send off ever…

        with this blasting out of a killer sound system..

    • warpmine

      Looking at George Washington and the rest of those ancient white guys more than likely pressures her into taking vacations elsewhere.

      • AlabamaPatriot2

        Mooch is due for another, isn’t she? It’s been a whole month or so since she’s been anywhere…………..

        • warpmine

          Send her packing the correct way, have their stuff set out upon the curb.

  • poljunkie

    A little OT but RScoop I just saw that some debates were announced. I want to say that I am sooo looking forward to being in the live chats like we did together in the primaries.

    • WordsFailMe

      Is it too early for Chickenhead Biden to call in sick?

  • AlabamaPatriot2

    Chicago Jesus needs help? Damn, you say!!!

  • WhiteGuy2

    What, what , whaaatttt “Black Jesus” can’t walk on water? Im shocked.

  • las1

    Well… he couldn’t stop the oceans from rising… and he sure as hell can’t stop the sewage levels from rising as well.

  • deathandtexas

    Yeah. They need your “help” to reelect them so she can gallivant around in $6800 dollar suit jackets and attend fancy-schmancy 40k/plate dinners while crushing the middle class under a mountain of debt. Sounds good.

  • Patriot077

    That guy has never been a superhero. More like a monster.

    If we are talking cartoons, I’m thinking he will be Wile E Coyote with Romney/Ryan as the Roadrunner complete with their own Acme catalog.

  • Sober_Thinking

    LOL Scoop! “From my house…”

    Brilliant!

  • http://twitter.com/Jcdavidson37 John C. Davidson

    If someone screwed things up this bad, why should anyone feel sorry for him? Call the moving service, Michelle.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/44F4AB4VSCTOCHBMBG4ZWWD5OU Laurel

    Michelle Obama just said “Look the Emperor has no clothes!”

    BWAHAHAHAHA! Obama can’t get no respect from his wife!

  • Philo Beddoe

    Didn’t she say “Barak will challenge you”

    Enjoy the vacations Michelle, Maybe you can go back to Chicago and renew your law license, if the Illinois bar will let you.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_N46ZL7CSVSVGERR2OWYEKBB5FQ james121

    Michelle is correct. He’s not a superhero. He is the manifestation of the cartoon character Wiley Coyote, using desperate measures to harm the American public represented by the Roadrunner.

    Obama’s “Acme Corporation”, AKA the Democratic Presidential Re-Election Committee in Chicago, despite all its memes and schemes provide various solutions that never succeed and usually backfire on Wiley (Obama) Coyote.

    For all Mr. Coyote’s efforts, he expends large sums of money on destructive devices. Well, that is, unless Acme Corp. happens to be a Coyote supporter and kicks back these CWD (Coyote Weapons of Destruction) from previous stimulus funds and grants, they received. It is rumored that since Acme starting advertising themselves as an alternative and renewable energy company, this symbiotic relationship was born.

    It’s just another example of life imitating the world of cartoons. And nobody does it better than Dear Leader in the role of Mr. Coyote who keeps trying and always fails.

  • Sheya

    And I can see a Romney/Ryan landslide coming in November…from Olympics Park in London…

    I AM a superhero : )

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IJYM277N7VJNF772U6DUVQKHAE TIMERUNNER

    strange how the obamas use comic books phrases to describe their lives and to communicate with their supporters, guess we know who the most dangerous standing comic in America is Obama, and his audience is the democrat party.

    tea party patriot
    Youtube.com Check J.R. Moore the date 8.17.2012 should be interesting… this date is this Friday.
    Ursuadams.com, for deeper information with science and videos.

    May God Bless You
    respectfully

  • badbadlibs

    Wait a minute….seems I remember bo saying it was with him that the oceans would part and the sky would be bluer and the grass would be legal…er, greener and ice caps would be made of ice cream…or some such idiot stuff like that.
    So, the thing he married is NOW saying he’s NOT all that!
    Hey mrs. dummy, those of us with minds that function, KNEW it from the start and tried to tell the rest of the world! idiot….

  • keninil

    His problem was the ticket price wasn’t high enough. He needs to keep it at $35K!! That’s what those blue collar union guys like to pay so they think they are hot stuff. — and they should be in the “Detroit” area where all those grateful auto workers with the $100K pensions are.

  • stevenbiot

    Marxists are never super heroes. At best, they are glorified community organizers.

  • http://tinyurl.com/wwsotu Whitewolf2009

    Moomoo is right, he’s NOT a Superhero…. He’s a SuperZERO!!!

  • steprock
  • Rocco11

    Don’t cry Barry, Reggie Love still thinks you’re a superhero…

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Flashback — a mere 6-months after Super Obummer’s inauguration:

    When darkness had descended all across the land
    A lone voice in the distance uttered “Yes, we can!”
    He gave good speeches, never sweats; he was real good at the Internets
    He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!

    He passed a major stimulus for the Bourgeois,
    Then said he’d half the deficit, “Hee Hee! Ha Ha!”
    Stop unemployment, market dives, fix healthcare in his spare time,
    He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!

    He’ll use his super powers to win in Iraq
    Then kung-fu chop the Taliban, Ka-chow! Ka-cha!
    Our image in the world he’ll mend, and make the Jews and Arabs friends,
    He’s Barack Obama, he’s come to save the day!

    Sir, we’ve got a situation.
    Pirates!!

    He’ll spend the dough, write the checks,
    Disregard the mounting debt
    Stop the globe from getting warm,
    Fill your car with nuts and corn.

    Leap a building, run industry,
    Save a kitten from a tree,
    Fix the schools, go to space,
    Punch a robot in the face.

    Stop a train, wrestle a bear,
    Smoke a butt, we don’t care!
    Cuz you’re Barack Obama, you’ve come to save the day!
    So just snap your fingers, and fix the U.S.A.!

     

    Try not to have that tune stuck in your head the rest of the day now :]

  • CO2isGood

    Wow and all this time I thought he was Super-duper man!

    Well looks like I was half-right anyway.

  • tularockstar

    I agree, that Oblamer is NOT Super Man! He’s not even a MAN! Because he takes orders from the Evil Queen of the White House: Valerie Jarrett! This evil woman is Oblamer puppet master (guess where she has her hand?) Romney/Ryan will take the war to Oblamer’s doorstep and we will see how quick his “You didn’t build that” house of cards will collapse. Sticking with the card theme, Oblamer will ‘double down’ on everything and will auction off our country, once he knows that he cannot win another term. Michelle will divoce his sorry communist @$$, and he’ll be back in Chicago, organizing more socialist protests.

  • warpmine

    I and others knew this truth long ago, however, he is a super dictator in training of course as his eyes are constantly viewing how a true despot really copes with those that oppose him, Syria.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alspiller Alex Spiller

    He’s another Lenin.

  • http://profiles.google.com/aksarbencurlingclub Timothy Jacques

    Obama is such a wimp, he can’t turn into the Hulk when he’s angry.

    He can’t even turn into Bill Bixby!!!!

  • Nukeman60

    If Obama needs my help to get re-elected, then I’d say the patient is terminal.

    Isn’t it ironically fascinating that the death panels of Obamacare would decide to pull the plug on this rotting corpseman, as it has already cost this nation too much to keep on life support.

    Time for all of us to pull the plug on this teleprompter.