Monday OT: Your holy crap moment of the day

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  • What the hell. The woman began walking even before the first truck came to a complete stop. Then proceeds to walk further into the street without looking. I hope she got ticketed.


      Maybe she was drunk. That would explain it. Or on drugs of some sort, or preoccupied mightily.


      Maybe she was drunk. That would explain it. Or on drugs of some sort, or preoccupied mightily.

    • RUexperienced

      You are correct. She started crossing before the first truck was stopped.

      PLUS, if you look at the traffic in the on coming lanes, where was she going to go? There was not a break in traffic coming the other direction until they stopped for the second truck.

  • TJ

    The word holy and a crude word for excrement don’t belong together. Hope you’ll change your title, Right Scoop. :0)

    • Uh, look out, the speech police are here.

      Start your own blog.

      • TJ

        No, just a Christian saddened by the coupling and hopeful Right Scoop will change their minds about the title.

        • MLCBLOG

          Sometimes we can be so heavenly minded we are no earthly good.

          I hope you will try not to be so perfect and also not to correct others so much but maybe look at yourself in case there is something that needs correcting.

          • TJ

            But far and away more often, people are earthly minded.

            Matthew 5:48 “Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.”

            I do look at myself, MLCBlog and realize I am full of imperfections.

            Proverbs 27:17

        • MLCBLOG

          Sometimes we can be so heavenly minded we are no earthly good.

          I hope you will try not to be so perfect and also not to correct others so much but maybe look at yourself in case there is something that needs correcting.


      I am a religious person but more so I consider myself spiritual and this language does not bother me. We do live in this world. Scoop is just using the easily understood vernacular of the day. Locker room jargon. Leave him alone.


      I am a religious person but more so I consider myself spiritual and this language does not bother me. We do live in this world. Scoop is just using the easily understood vernacular of the day. Locker room jargon. Leave him alone.

      • TJ

        Because something does not bother you does not mean it bothers no one.

  • E. Lee Zimmerman
    • Joe

      Lovitz is ALSO a President >>>>

      Watch this from the Tonight Show

      It looks as though Obama has been revealed

    • *BLEEP!* While he makes great points, we need to give language warnings for this kind of stuff. Glad my 11 year old wasn’t in here when I turned it on 😉

      • Patriot077

        Ditto. Though I don’t have a child at home it was still very coarse for even my old ears.

      • MLCBLOG

        Just for the record, I agree.

    • GraceKnows

      Thanks for the clip, E. Lee!

      Jon Lovitz was my favorite SNL character. I didn’t know if he was still around, doing standup, movies, or what. I thought it was great, except for some of the language, and the kind of ignorant guy interviewing him. I’m sure most of the audience didn’t get it – thought that was part of the show or something.

      I’m glad that some in Hollywood aren’t afraid to speak the truth about Obama. I wonder if the Secret Service or FBI is going to investigate him now.

  • OY! She might want to learn to look both ways. I found that out the hard way when I was in 2nd grade. At least my incident only involved a VW bug.

    • GreenBeretWay

      Always were Bug repellent ABC.

      • LOL! That made me laugh 🙂 Unfortunately I do get stung sometimes before they’re repelled. How is my favorite GreenBeret today?

        • GreenBeretWay

          Good,hope you are well Ma’am. Trying to keep a low profile at work to avoid another “Trip” As soon as I get home they want me gone again. Need some down time.I am starting to think they don’t like me,always get picked out of the lineup. Maybe they do like me and want to hear some exciting stories when I return? Who knows.

          • They must love you! But low profile it is 🙂 I miss you when you’re one one of your “trips”.

  • MiketheMarine

    Almost evolution in action. Dumb shouldn’t breed and she almost took care of that issue.

    • Joe

      Hey Mike >>>>>

      DID YOU KNOW ? ( I am sure you did!)

      That the US — had a WAR HORSE in Korea?

      True story, I never realized that the Marines in Korea had their own version of War Horse….

      Reckless was a pack horse during the Korean war, and she carried recoil-less rifles, ammunition and supplies to Marines. Nothing too unusual about that, lots of animals got pressed into doing pack chores in many wars.

      But this horse did something more….during the battle for a location called Outpost Vegas, this mare made 50 trips up and down the hill, on the way up she carried ammunition, and on the way down she carried wounded soldiers…without anyone leading her.

      Here is her story and photos to prove where she was and what she did….

      SEMPER FI! (takes on a new meaning with Sgt. Reckless

      WHAT A GREAT STORY! – (Please pass it around)

      • What a cool story! Thanks Joe!

        • Joe

          This Mare was smarter than the woman above!

          Good thing she wasn’t carrying ammo!

      • MiketheMarine

        I’m impressed, Joe. I did know about Reckless, who has a statue at Camp Pendleton. Reckless would carry a load of ammo up the mountain to the troops and return carrying wounded. That horse make 50 round trips while being wounded twice and the best part is, Reckless did it all without a handler.

        That is one bad @$$ED Marine, horse or not.

        Semper Fi, indeed, Brother.

      • GreenBeretWay

        Great story Joe,All of your stories are interesting.Thank You

  • E. Lee Zimmerman

    Here’s an off/topic DVD suggestion for those of you inclined:

    ABOVE SUSPICION is a pretty solid British police procedural. I got a screener copy from Acorn Media and watched it over the weekend with the wife. Great job. Some of it was a bit predictable, but, all-in-all, we had a good time with it.

  • Joe

    CONFESSION by NY TIMES they – ‘basked in warm glow of Obama’s election’…

    Really! – What a surprise!

  • Did you see the brake action there! Wow!

  • GreenBeretWay

    A friend sent this me and it BLEW me away.Considering the age of this commentary and how pertinent it is today. WOW

    • Joe

      Did Paul harvey Hnow Obama was coming?

      Makes you wonder !

      The old timers where very wise

      I think the Country has learned a good lesson here!

      • GreenBeretWay

        Paul Harvey must have had a crystal ball. Pretty amazing.

    • I had someone send that to me on Facebook. It’s amazing. I miss Paul Harvey! Reminds me of when I used to ride into the city with my dad to work. He always had an all news station on that bored the heck out of me, but I loved 5 after 5 because that’s when Paul Harvey would tell “the rest of the story”. 🙂

      • GreenBeretWay

        I have the same memories with my Granny.Always liked the end when he would say “Good Day”

  • Joe

    Where is Eric Holdemup NOW????

    Death threats against the JUDGE


    MORE calls to LYNCH Zimmerman

    Civility ???????

    Sounds like Afcrapistan to me! – Great job there ZERO!

  • MaxineCA

    Here’s a great video by AFP CA. The Dept. of Interior will certainly destroy these ranchers that have property near the Klamath River. But with DOI’s plan to remove dams across America, it’s much larger than this example.

    • OK. I live on the opposite side of the country, but this pi$$es me off to no end! These idiots in the government have always done more harm than good when it comes to co existance between nature and humans. The Kissimmee River in Florida comes to mind.
      Has the DOI in Cali never heard of salmon ladders?! Duh. This shows that they could care less about people who live in rural areas. This salmon is not a native, but even so there are other ways to do something other than destroying the dams, the electricity generated and the people who live and depend on that river.
      I get so mad here where I live- my husband’s family has lived on this little piece of land since the early 60’s. Now that all the land surrounding us has been taken over by the county for a preserve space, the FL. Wildlife management people come out here all the time to do whatever it is that they do (most times getting stuck in their big ol’ fancy Ford F 350s out in the middle of the pastures) but they act as if they know more about this land than the people who have lived here for generations. Does the government really believe that snotty nosed kids fresh out of university know more about the habitats than those people who have lived there? Do they believe they care more about the land than those who have lived on it?

      Sorry Maxine, this really gets my hair in a knot no matter if it’s California, Florida, Alaska or Texas. It’s a pathetic abuse of power by another bloated big arm of government using our tax money to work against us.

      Thanks for posting it.

    • GreenBeretWay

      I’m sure you have heard about this in the central valley.IDIOTS.

      • MaxineCA

        Oh yeah. It was so sad to see it happen. Thank you Obama, Salazar and Pelosi. First they ruin CA, and if it works here….. they expand their over reach into every other part of the country, by whatever means.

        To add insult to injury, there were so many unemployed people as a result (40,000-80,000), when they went to the food banks the boxes of food said “imported from China”. At the end of that clip you posted, there are several more clips that folks who are not aware of what happened, should view.

      • freenca

        “we will import all of our food.” Nancy Pelosi actually said that in response to questioning about the manufactured water shortage.

  • The woman didn’t even act like it phased her that she almost bit the dust.

    • yhxqqsn

      Maybe that’s why she almost bit the dust. She’s walking around clueless.

  • Kelly60

    Am I losing it or am I reading some of the more lefty newsrags and comedic morons starting to bash The One? Almost seems…..unreal?

  • Check this out. Take note Mormons, ‘Stop calling everyone a bigot that doesn’t like your liberal’. This is how you do it……

  • Hologram5

    OI VEY, that was a CLOSE CALL. I can’t believe the woman just kept on walking after that.

  • d00mie

    I know I’d have to change my shorts if that ever happened to me.

    • She’d better be the one changing her shorts, when I get out of that van and start running after her. Vehicular manslaughter or homicide charges aren’t fun to deal with, believe me.

  • MikeBri527

    Only a person who is so self centered can walk out in to the middle of the street, not look in either direction, barely miss getting splattered all over the street, then walk away and not even acknowledge the driver by saying thank you.

    Must be a democrat. LOL!

    • KenInMontana

      From the license plates, it looks to be somewhere in Europe, likely on the continent being as they are driving on the righthand side. Possibly a Social/Dem, kind of what our own Dems are pushing towards.

  • Then I roll down that passenger window.

    “You must be xxxxxx IN THE HEAD! You xxxxxxx STUPID xxxxx! Get the xxxx out of the xxx xxxxxx STREET, xxxxxxx! So xxxxxxx HELP ME, if you EVER xxxx with me, again, I’ll run you the xxxx OVER! GET the xxxx out of here, you STUPID xxxxx! STUPID xxxxxx!”

    (Grabs the wheel with both hands and starts taking deep breaths.)

  • odin147

    hate to say this she must be chinese

  • Nukeman60

    What was this woman thinking about? Oh, I know:

    “If I vote for Obama, again, I wonder how much my food stamp allotment will be increased? ”

    “OH, A TRUCK!”

    [email protected] Republicans.”

    • conwis

      Did anyone else notice the near miss vehicle appears to be an ambulance? Ready made for first aid!

      • Nukeman60

        It puts a new and bizarre twist to the term ‘ambulance chaser’.

  • Nukeman60

    Okay, open thread time. This Secret Service issue with hookers has been bugging me for some time now. Time to get one more conspiracy theory off my chest.

    First, we know Obama has hidden most his college records from us and did drugs back then. Secondly, on his birthday, Michelle and kids go to Spain while Barry went to Chicago. Thirdly, Obama disappears for several hours from the media, later we are told that he went to a daughter’s soccer game (with some curiously photo-shopped looking photos). And lastly, but not leastly, Barry and Michelle take seperate flights to vacation in Hawaii.

    This all leads to the Colombian visit, where Secret Service members are being accused of getting and using hookers. My suspicion leads me to think that the Secret Service was getting those hookers for Obama, and getting caught, merely took the fall. All these incidents make me think Obama is doing things that are, shall we say, illegal and/or immoral. Does anyone have any more suspicious incidents of Obama that just doesn’t ring true? I’m curious.

    End of conspiracy theory. Just had to get it out there before the breaking news.

    • “Does anyone have any more suspicious incidents of Obama that just doesn’t ring true? I’m curious” Nukefriend.

      Scoop would ban me permanently from his site if I commented on everything. The comment page would be about a mile long.

      What I’d like to know is with these secret service guys (and your theory sounds quite plausable!) he says, “let the investigation take it’s course, I will not get involved” (or something to that effect) but yet, a kid gets killed in Florida (how rare is that?) and he’s got to send in the DOJ and all his investigators. Hmmmmm. sorry hit the reply before I was ready. Which of these two cases does dear leader get more benefit from?

    • StandingGround

      You know how it is – when people try to perpetually hide things from us or refuse to give reasonable answers to reasonable questions, we tend to let our imaginations run wild as we fill in the blanks for ourselves.

      In BO’s case, I don’t think our imaginations could come up with worse things than what have probably gone on in this imposter’s life. I never thought of tying these things together but you could be as right as rain. Good a theory as any, I say!

    • GreenBeretWay

      Doubt they were getting hookers for O,they were females.I think the dear leader is a little light in the shoes.

      • Nukeman60

        Doh! Okay, only one conspiracy theory at a time, please. I have a hard time keeping up.

    • GreenBeretWay

      The real story.O was cleaning house.He only wants the loyalist around him.Loyal to him.It was a set up and the boys took the bait by hooking up with hookers.

  • The woman is an idiot… did not even look to see if any other cars coming… stupid dolt.

  • CDS in Manitoba

    It’s 9:10 Mountain Time right now. It looks like the pink Progressive Conservative party is going to win another majority government in Alberta tonight. What the heck happened? I think I’m gonna be sick.

    • 🙁 Sorry to all my Canadian siblings!!! That truly stinks. Not surprised, but it stinks.

  • veek46

    I’m beginning to rethink survival of the fittest.


    …and she just kept walking. Me, I would have had to stop and gasp at least once!!


    …and she just kept walking. Me, I would have had to stop and gasp at least once!!

  • WordsFailMe

    Zimmerman: Reported bargaining with DA for a reduction in charges:

    DA to offer ten years and reduction of 2nd Degree Manslaughter to “SDAABT-DAEY”


  • kong1967

    Holy crap !! Oh, I guess you were right, lol.

  • She was thinking, Dang, why hasn’t Obama been impeached?
    Oh crap now i’m embarrest, I was nearly ran over thinking that evil dog eating creep.

    impeach obama

    Tea Party Patriot
    Vote 2012

  • toongoon

    This woman seemed to be a little annoyed that the truck got in her way.

    In grade school, one of my best friends was hit by a car, in the same spot, two years in row. He wasn’t hurt…much. the first time he was so scared he ran home. The second time he picked himself up and walked the rest of the the way to school. He lost a lot of fear that after that.