MUST WATCH: Steven Crowder teaches children about fairness, Halloween-style

This is the best video I’ve seen all day. Steven Crowder attempts to convince children that it’s fair to redistribute their candy loot so that everyone has the same amount. It doesn’t go over that well and I think I saw one kid try and punch him.

A great lesson in ‘fairness’:

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  • TaimeAgair

    Funny as hell! Good one, Steven.

  • Hey dude! You didn’t build that shirt! This was priceless!! I love it! Surprised he didn’t come through it without massive bruises or broken bones from angry parents. Great lesson, which I hope these kids remember well when they get older as they go through government indoctrination centers.

    • Orangeone

      Hopefully the parents have enough intellect to get the redistribution of wealth message.

    • toongoon

      They were probably conservative parents. Liberal parents would have belted him. They don’t want to lose their own stuff, they only want conservatives to redistribute.

      • Seems I saw a few parents laughing/smiling in the background. They knew the score and played along. 🙂

        • toongoon

          They knew their children were learning a great life lesson.

      • opinionatedhermit

        Our kids were a bit different. We have 3 daughters and they’re pretty feisty. I think it was something in the water.

        I’m pretty sure that by the time it was all over they would have been hammering on Steve to give up his car and redistribute it back to them….And, taken all of his candy at the same time ……

        • Steven said that after the cameras stopped rolling he loaded the kids up with candy. Awesome video. Let’s make this go viral. Nothing like learning a valuable lesson at such a tender age. I love that one kid, “I worked hard for this!”

      • He was at a church parking lot haloween setup. Definately conservative parents.

        • Lee

          Must have been. 99% of the kids were white.

          • Galatiansch2vs20

            When one has a healthy fear of God and reverence for His Word, it doesn’t matter what the color of the people, they ought to be conservative. The Democrat platform is a godless one.

    • GiantM

      Now that’s hitting the nail on the head!! “Government Indoctrination Centers”

    • Galatiansch2vs20

      It was at Wellspring Church, Crowder said, so that’s likely why no physical harm from the parents. I hope he explained the illustration’s purpose to those kids!

      • Yeah, libtard parents would beaten the livin’ crap out of him.

        • And stole his candy and his car, wallet and phone… And they wouldn’t have redistributed them either. 🙂

  • Great video! Loved the end, very funny!

    “Here tonight, you’ve heard it from the mouth of babes. What they think is most fair is to be able to actually keep what they’ve earned!” (Que ominous music) One Percenters!”

  • Laura Cambria

    Just wait until they get into the healthcare debate…..

  • FutureOnePercent

    As soon as my kid is old enough to understand this, I’m going to do the same thing to him.

    • freenca

      And don’t forget to take them snipe hunting as well, friend. Sometimes the practical lessons stick with us the best!

  • opinionatedhermit

    I’m not entirely convinced that a video of a large rat taking candy from children is going influence very much, the “independent” vote. But, on the other hand, I am howling……..

    In all honesty, if Steve were to be entirely accurate he would have eaten 2/3 of the candy himself before distributing anything….

    • toongoon


    • I literally LOL’d on that one!Very true but that def would have gotten him punched not just honked!! Just tell the kids “Hey we do more stuff and enjoy your candy more than you do! Be happy we “let” you keep as much as we did! Hey you, fatty, you have tons and don’t need ANY so give me all of it!!”

  • toongoon

    Tomorrow they will be back in school….

    • Did you have to go and ruin it. 🙂

      Five minutes of a good lesson vs seven hours of liberal influence is not a good thought.

      • toongoon

        Just to rub it in, because we can’t forget we’re dealing with progressives here, it’s seven hours a day, five days a week, nine months per year, and then college.

        There is a bright side. They don’t need as much training to understand conservatism.

        • Absolutely. Things that make sense, tend to stick. Garbage in = garbage out.

          • Galatiansch2vs20

            Brainwashing tends to happen at public schools at a tender age. Homeschooling is best!

            • It is interesting how the powers that be planned to divide the family by getting the women out into the work force. They started using radio and then TV to popularize it post WW2 to take advantage of the momentum from having women work for the war effort. Government kept it going while building the Military Industrial Complex that Eisenhour warned us about. After we left the gold standard, it became increasingly necessary for women to help provide income for the new standard of living that was created by the boom caused by government spending and Fed Res money printing. At the same time, they created the DOE for the purpose of federalizing the education system so that they could control the curriculum. Before that, the school districts had the most say in what was tought. We now have federal mandates on our school districts which help to bankrupt them, but also takes away their power to reject the propaganda that is pushed.

              Anyone interested in this subject should watch this full interview. It is very interesting, and very telling. This lady’s story is pretty amazing as well.

              I totally agree with the home schooling thing. My wife home schooled our children through third grade, then we battled the brainwashing and evolution garbage.

              • Galatiansch2vs20

                It must have been a real battle! My parents took me out of the public school system after a teacher fought to get values clarification curriculum into the classroom where I had been going. I did either home or Christian schooling after that.

                I think women not only got into the workforce to help the war effort, but the ‘feminists” movement, where they wanted to be considered equal to men in every respect fostered many married women not staying at home, but rather to be career women climbing the corporate ladder, not content with the rewarding role God designed for them as wives and mothers. Additionally, the number of divorces, children born out of wedlock, and absentee or deadbeat fathers in this country skyrocketed, and some women felt forced into the work place.

                I’m thankful my nephews got a great education in nearly all/all in home school as my brother-in-law worked at a job he was blessed to have.

                • The socioeconomic complexities are quite interesting. It was the first time in history that women left their traditional roles in the whole of a society.

                  The women’s liberation movement, and the sexual revolution, were the culminations of older transgressions. It was just the right environment for it to progress into a full blown rebellion against traditional principles. (as I see it)

                  I personally believe that Satan used the new media empire to promote and facilitate these particular transgressional movements. I don’t see it as an entirely natural progression either.

                • Galatiansch2vs20

                  The father of lies, Satan, a master of deception with women, as he was with Eve of old in the Garden of Eden, will use any means he can that will accomplish his diabolical purposes.

                  I was impressed by a movie where Catherine Marshall was listening to the man who would be her future husband, Peter Marshall. He was speaking about the feminist movement and they really got the point across in the movie about how it was not a plus.

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  • Landscaper

    6 days

    • toongoon


    • PVG


  • BlueGood

    OMFG..that was EXCELLENT!

    Sending this one out to all contacts and MEDIA!

    “GREEDY LITTLE 1% KIDS”!!!!!


    What is there NOT to get about hard work and free enterprise O’BAMA??? YOU BUTT HOLE!

    • freenca

      The gluteous maximus orifice……BO

      • tshtsh

        LOL, so proper Freenca.

  • SaraPFan

    I’m surprised he didn’t get punched in the face by some of those children. I like the boy who said he was going to call the police!!! What a life lesson. They should teach that in school in their Civics classes for little ones and Government classes for older students.

  • nibblesyble

    Once again Crowder using humor and satire was able to demonstrate the simple truth, too bad a bunch of kids can see it but the dems are even less mature to grasp it. One percenters indeed!

    • toongoon

      Isn’t that sad? The bright side is that these kids will grow up knowing the truth.

  • aPLWBinAK

    So what we saw there….was a bunch of pint sized Conservatives….let’s hope they can hang on to the message they learned…….into adulthood.

  • stage9


    “It’s fair this way.” -Crowder

    “Noooo noooo!” -kid

    “I’m going to call the police!” – kid

  • Samwise Gamgee the 3rd

    Having not watched the video yet and having just read the clickable teaser link text, I have the feeling this is going to be hilariously cruel.

  • He shoule try the same thing at a union meeting. Those guys don’t mind sharing.

  • Kids call things like they see them! These kids can see right through the liberal clap trap ruse redistributing nonsense! Good little 1%ers! Just keep thinking like that and you’ll go a long way and the whole country will benefit from it!

  • Nukeman60

    Okay, where was the kid who was packin’ and why didn’t he exercise his 2nd amendment rights? Crowder was lucky to get out of there with his candy and costume intact.

    • “I’ll be taking back my candy from your cold dead hands” 🙂

      • GiantM


      • Nukeman60

        “Do ya feel lucky, candy-grabber? Well…do ya?” 🙂

        • “Did you steal 6 sweets or was it 7… ” LOL! I love Dirty Harry!

  • anneinarkansas

    Agree, RS, best I have seen today.

  • GiantM

    What I found absolutely amazing about this video is that clearly, it doesn’t take more than a 4 year old to know that “concept” is just not right, but yet we have full grown Americans who think otherwise.

    That’s what Liberalism does to these sad folks…’s a brain drain! Common sense seems to escape them at all levels.

  • Yeah! We are all just a bunch of stupid kids that want out candy! Its that simple. Get a clue bro.

  • JoelDick

    “We’ve often been told that our political worldview was formed by society and what other people tell us to think, but here tonight you heard it from the mouth of babes…”

    Notice that those kids are all white. Black kids would for sure have shared. Selfishness is ingrained in the white race.

    And that black kid at 1:40, she’s an Uncle Tom Oreo Sellout.

    (Satire Alert!)

  • wales777

    AWESOME! LOL!!! Love the end!

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  • freenca

    Best Romney ad all day! LOL!

  • John3_3

    I think everyone on this board, if you have children, need to make them watch this.

    • tshtsh

      I will try this with my niece, she is 9 yrs. old going on 40 and I cannot stand “it’s not fair” (her complaints are about privileges for which she is too young). Her parents her conservatives but she would vote for b.o.

  • Army_Pilot1967

    In about twenty-plus years those kids will figure out what Crowder was trying to illustrate to them….if there’s still a viable America by then. If obama and his ilk remain in power there might not be an America as we know it today. If obama has his way, we’ll all be poor without anything to our names. He will redistribute our assets making the poor better off and the middle and upper classes much worse off….that’s obama’s goal for America. He’s still trying to please his deceased father.

  • keyesforpres

    Brilliant! Now I hope he told them this is what democrats do with their parents’ hard earned money and to vote Republican when they grow up!

    • Nukeman60

      Heh, I think they should tell daddy when they get home, “If you want some of my candy, vote Republican next week”. Their folks would understand freebies.

  • beezee777

    So Simple!!! Libs scratch their heads……I don’t get it!!!!

  • wales777

    Crowder’s halloween from last year. This is still my fav….

  • FreeManWalking

    Very effective teaching lesson… I wonder how many of those children will remember this when they are faced with their own income redistribution?

  • sybilll

    Great video. Had Steven tried that in my neighborhood, he’d have come out with a bloody stump. A video I’d love for Steven to make would be giving an employee their paycheck, before taxes, in cash. Then turn around to the crowd waiting for their share of YOUR money. Have a person with their hand out for an ObamaPhone, another with a bill from their government provided daycare, another needing utility assistance, another for free lunch for their kids, etc., etc., etc. I wonder how that person would react seeing where their taxes are REALLY going. I’d bet they would not take kindly to see perfectly able-bodied people walk off with their hard earned money.

    • MiketheMarine

      Awesome avatar. Vietnam Memorial. If you have never seen the Korean war memorial, you should. A life sized patrol in a field. First time I ever saw it was at dusk on a very foggy summer night. I walked up on a statue of a troop and it spooked the heck out of me. It was so foggy, I never saw it until I almost ran into him. Wow, powerful.

  • michael carpenter

    Excellent! I just hope someone explained the moral of the story to the kids.

  • Conservative_Hippie

    LOL! Well done Steven!

    • MiketheMarine

      I hope you and me are good. The occasional disagreement is healthy.

      • Conservative_Hippie

        We’re definately good Mike! No bad vibes here!

  • LOL this is great. The sad thing is, a LARGE part of the population actually has a negative tax rate. How is this fair? Don’t take my word for it, see IRS data that confirms this:

  • LOL

  • What a creep! Love Crowder

  • BabyMal

    My 7 year old: “They should make it easier for the poor people to be able to get work so THEY can make the big money.”

  • brendawatkins

    Haha.. too cute. Obama could learn something from these young uns

  • UnCL3

    hahah!!! that is awesome!!!

  • Notice the kids getting the redistribution were always silent.

    • MiketheMarine

      Yep, all but that one little girl that saw the unfairness for the ones losing candy. She will grow up to be a red state governor and I’d vote for her.

  • Mark Jackson

    Steven- thanks for the creative exercise. Let’s hope those kids keep their fairness instincts as they come into voting age!

    • kong1967

      Liberal schools will condition them to become good little socialists.

  • wodiej

    I’m guessing he informed the parents what he was doing. I doubt the kids understood the point though. Hope the parents did.

    • They will, tho. When they get older in situations like college someone will say, “We need to redistribute the wealth” and these kids will remember this moment. This is, on a much smaller scale, similar to the Blue Eyes, Brown Eyes lesson.

  • kong1967

    That one kid had it right. He said “I worked hard for all that candy”. I think that’s probably instinct. Everyone keeps what they earn. Liberalism conditions people to think otherwise.

    • MiketheMarine

      And did you see that one kid try to poke him in the eye? Very instructive to Maobama. We may poke him in the eye.

      • kong1967

        Yeah, I saw it. Too soft, too slow. He better give up his fighting aspirations.

  • Bryan Ewbank

    Wonderful idea. I’ll have to do that tonight – for the older kids, anyway 🙂

  • stevenbiot

    Those little 1%ers. Off to the gulag!!

  • stevenbiot

    I’m gonna hand out broccoli and spinach, Moochelle style!!

  • GREAT idea and video. I bet some parents and all these kids will remember this lesson later in life and be thankful for it.

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  • westbankmama

    The college professors have to do the same thing, except this time with grades. Try taking all of the A’s and redistributing them to the C and D students….

  • Lee

    this should be shown on movie night at the White House.

  • BiscuitCrumbs

    LOL He didn’t build it!

  • MiketheMarine

    What do you know about that? A whole bunch of midget conservatives. Maybe our country will survive after all. hot dam

  • plfausnight

    Wonder why some idiot has to bring up race????

    • Galatiansch2vs20

      Why not reply to whoever you are referring to and confront them, asking how come?

  • plfausnight

    Why is it that some idiot has to inject race or creed just to be negative!!!

  • Of course, Obama and all his thugs WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE THEIR FORTUNES.