New ‘Hillary Dancing’ video sparks Middle East unrest, called crime against humanity [OPEN THREAD]

The Middle East has been flung into a catastrophic conflagration reminiscent of the scenes out of the book of Revelations after a video hit humanity like a giant meteor composed of brontosaurus dung, ebola, and fleshy fat mounds shed from Michael Moore’s back.

And no, I am not mexaggerating.

BEHOLD THE END DRAWETH NIGH:

I am typing this carefully, as my eyes have melted from my sockets after witnessing the horror of Hillary dancing. Kinda reminds me of this:

OK so, since I’m now blindly sopping up my soupy eyeballs with kleenex, and the apocalypse has arrived, we might as well do an OPEN THREAD!!!

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