Open Thread: Meet the Fruit Ninja

Something random for tonight’s open thread:

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  • stang289


  • aPLWBinAK

    Oh, that poor horse….

  • Orangeone

    That pix is so darn funny with an advertisement with Billy Gates’ ugly mug below it.

  • Are you sure it’s not bacon ninja?

  • Orangeone

    Scoop, is it Thursday now? I blinked and there was a 2nd open thread tonight :):):)

    • Just seeing if you are paying attention 😉

      • Orangeone

        I had to double check the clock to see if it was past midnight your time 🙂

  • Joe

    I can’t believe THAT “ninja”

    Let all that food go to waste !

    • Joe

      Hey – I hit 5,000 Comments


      5000 comments 25982 likes received

      • 5,000?! That’s it?! Oh crap I talk WAY too much!!!!!

        Congratulations Joe! 😀

        • Orangeone

          Me too, I’m more than double Joe’s

          • I’m at 16,989 including this one lol!

            • Orangeone

              One a per day basis, I gab more than both of ya given your 2+ years here sis! Yikes, I better talk with the boss about the goofing off.

              • lol. You crack me up. Yeah, I’ve finally met my match with you as far as talking goes, but your comments are great. 😀

                • Orangeone

                  Ditto sis and yours are in-depth and filled with great quotes and reminders of how our forefathers worked so very hard to try and anticipate what could happen hundreds of years later

      • Nukeman60

        25,983 now.

  • Nukeman60

    That boy is going to cut himself if he ain’t careful. Looks like his Ninja Master came a bit close when he was “knighting” the boy. At least he still has his ears.

  • poljunkie

    Welll Golly.Jim Nabors marries male partner of 38 years.

    GOMER PLYE! USMC! Remember when times were simple?

    I remember when he sang this…Couldn’t believe the voice on him!!!!!
    The Impossible Dream.

    • poljunkie

      PS….I was 8 or 9 when the show first aired.

      It was a spin off from the Andy Griffith show. I think about the time as Mayberry RFD.

    • ew!

      • poljunkie

        The only thing I can say is that *at least* he was with the same person for 38 years.

    • stage9

      Lifestyles of the sick and twisted.

    • RighteousCrow_JustCaws

      “The Impossible Dream”…
      Did he sing that at his wedding?

      • poljunkie

        Now that’s funny!

  • theresaaa

    Well that was really …..Random ! lol

  • CaseyGeorge

    WOW! Chris Christie’s new haircut is pretty edgy.

  • That’s cool, but I’d be better at this:

  • Conservative_Utopia

    What, no pies?

    18 MILLION hits on that video. How do we get traction with that audience? Maybe a jackass eating a copy of the Bill of Rights…? Nah…

  • davienne

    only watched 2 minutes…… good grief ….. thats 2 minutes of my life i can never get back…

  • Chuck Hagel for Fruit Ninja.

  • Like most of your I dislike Obama but ive never liked him and Beyonce as much as this.

    For the first time in 4 years Ive understood what he was talking about. Please Watch.

    • tinlizzieowner

      Love it. 😉

  • Looks more like a samurai. Consider that nit picked.

    P.S. What a waste of a perfectly good twinkie!

    • Nukeman60

      Negative – no topknot.

  • sjmom

    Okay Scoop your point being………… to slice fruit for a salad????? There is an easier way. 🙂

  • c4pfan

    Any GOP kiss butt talking head (Hugh Hewitt, Sean Hannity) ask where the heck the decrease in spending Obama is blaming the decreased GDP on? Or they still talking about immigration reform?

  • I once read this a few years ago. I was just now looking for materials for my homeschool co op class starting back up next week and came upon it again. It is a MOST worthy read! Charleton Heston’s Political Disobedience:

  • Ray

    looks like he is required to eat every kill.

  • Ray

    If I remember correctly, twinkies are not in the fruit pyramid?????

  • tinlizzieowner

    He must be pretty accurate. He doesn’t look like he’s missed a mellon in years. 😉 😉

  • Sober_Thinking

    HE KILLED A TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!

  • aposematic

    Good article on trust and rogue Gov. over at AT 1/31/13–_or_not.html

  • Landscaper

    Huffington Post is so important, they ran a “news” article that Sharon Stone, 54 broke up with her 27 year old model boyfriend. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm that’s informative HP.

    This was on my homepage/browser.

    • lol. Whatever is needed to pacify the sheep. I guess they need to reach out to the older sheep with a Stone story, the lambs are already pacified enough with the Kardashians (whoever the hell they are).

  • DebbyX

    Hey, we all have an alter ego!

  • white531

    Cute video, Scoop. I know you do that sometimes, to relieve the tension. I am sure it works, on some level.

    Actually, I would rather have a daily open thread. I think a daily open thread would go a lot further to relieving the tension we all feel, regarding the daily loss of our Freedoms we see happening.