By The Right Scoop


Earlier today Suzi Parker took to the pages of her Washington Post blog to publish that Sarah Palin is taking a job with Al Jazeera English, a scoop that she had gotten from a satirical website known as The Daily Currant. Only she didn’t realize it was satirical before making a fool of herself to many in the online community. It might not have been so bad though if she weren’t so condescending to Palin:

“Ironically, Fox News recently called Al Jazeera “an anti-American terror mouthpiece,” Parker noted ironically.

“Bless her heart, is Palin trying her best to stay relevant while her 15 minutes fades into the political history books?” Parker asked, after noting that the former Alaska governor posted a message on her Facebook announcing her intention to attend the memorial service of slain Navy SEAL Chris Kyle.

That drew the ire of many on twitter as they responded with their own #suziparkerscoops.

But a few minutes ago it caught the attention of none other than the mama grizzly herself as she trotted out her own #suziparkerscoops:

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  • MJScanlonOH

    God Bless Sarah Palin, the Arctic Fox will return….I love that she lives in the heads of libs, commies and progressives rent free, and has fun doing so! The more the left tries to vilify her, the more her popularity grows…..

    • goldenprez

      MJScanlonOH … What do you think the Ministry of Propaganda is going to do when her “real” plans are finally revealed?

      I have no inside knowledge, as I have stated a number of time, but I am willing to wager that when those plans are revealed they will absolutely send the entire establishment, both Government Parties, and the Ministry of Propaganda, into complete free-fall.

      I hope she gets Elvis’ endorsement.

      Throw them all out! The status quo must go!

      Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.

      Illegitimi non carborundum.

      Barracudas Maximus.

      • RUexperienced

        What do you think the Ministry of Propaganda is going to do when her “real” plans are finally revealed?

        lol…. Sarah Palin’s “real plans” ???

        Goldenprez, I am surprised you are still posting under the same name after all your 2012 Palin predictions failed to come true.

        Last election you told us that Sarah Palin was playing three dimensional chess and the rest of us just couldn’t see it.

        Now you are doing the same thing regarding 2016.

      • MJScanlonOH

        Goldenprez, as you and I have conversed before, the amount of befuddlement that the Ministry of Propaganda will undergo when the Arctic Fox reveals here plans will drive them mad I tell you, mad, madder, and maddest. I echo your sentiments completely…Throw them ALL OUT! THE STATUS QUO MUST GO!!!

  • 911Infidel

    Little Suzi Parker. My, my. She must be mixing up her estrogen pills with LSD tabs again.

    • Cindy09

      She forgot to take her daily Zanax!!!

      • http://twitter.com/Billyorbit Billy The Kid

        it’s Xanax….

        • Cindy09

          I guess it is spelled with an ‘X’…

          Thanks for the correction! :)

    • virginiagentleman1

      ROFLMAO! That’s priceless Infidel! I’ve still got tears of laughter running down my face! VG

    • blackbird

      911Infidel, I have to strongly agree with virginiagentleman1, ROFLMAO! That’s priceless.

  • 3seven77

    Sarah working for Al Gorezeera? Really?

    Another fabulous illustration of why no one should believe ANYTHING the main stream media says. These lunkheads do NO fact checking, NO independent research, NO investigation whatsoever. If it falls into their laps, they run with it, especially if it concerns Sarah Palin.

    Hey, maybe we should start a rumor that Obama is working for Karl Marx…

    • OLLPOH

      3 seven77…

      You know of course there is Truth in that and the MSM is not into that…:)

      We put out provable info out everywhere possible, and eventually his an their Marxist cr^p is going to implode on him and his team radicals!

    • MiketheMarine

      But he looks like a black Alfred E. Newman.

      • OLLPOH

        for sure..!

      • greg2318

        sweet.. true..

      • virginiagentleman1

        Because he IS a black Alfred E. Newman!

        How ya been doing Marine! I’m outa the hospital, at least for a while, I hope! VG

        • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

          I know you were talking to ourMarine, but I have missed you!!! I am so glad to see you myViriginaGentleman!!! Welcome back!!

          • virginiagentleman1

            Hello Dear One! I’ve missed you too! I watched the video you produced and I find it to be another winner!

            I’ll send you an email later tonight and ‘splain everything to you. Luv ya, Duckie! VG

            • http://no-apologies-round2.blogspot.com/ AmericanborninCanada

              ((((())))s!! :-) Thank you!

    • goldenprez

      3seven77 … Talk about hitting the nail squarely on the head.

      Succinct. Completely accurate. And educational, to boot.

      Wish I could “like” it multiple times, but I know that you will accrue those “likes” anyway.

      One of the finest comments I have ever read.

      Throw them all out! The status quo must go!

      Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.

      Illegitimi non carborundum.

      Barracudas Maximus.

  • OLLPOH

    Go Sarah! We Love You!

  • Cindy09

    Suzy Parker = IdiotMedia

    Man, that’s gonna stick!!!

  • poljunkie

    I think the Gov enjoys toying with them.

    • Cindy09

      Yep, she is STILL very popular!!!

      Move aside Rand Paul, Sarah Palin for President 2016!

      • suedixon

        Sarah and Dr. Carson – what a tag team that would be!!

        • freeperjim

          With the coming amnesty for 30 MILLION ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIENS (aka d’RAT voters and a PERMANENT voting majority), I fear it is too late to save America and our Constitution.

          That said, Palin/Carson would be a hellava way to fight to the very end and hope for a miracle.

          • pajamakat

            I love what Dr. Carson said: “an uneducated populace will fall for anything”. They are and they did. What a breath of fresh air this man is. We will see what happens with this honest man. Stephanie Cutter has the lies and the knives all ready.

          • OneThinDime

            Carson loves Marco Rubio. What makes you believe he wouldn’t support amnesty for “compassionate” reasons too?

            • goldenprez

              OneThinDime … You are absolutely correct to “look before you leap.”

              This is just the first blush where Dr. Carson is concerned. I like the man … so far. Obviously there is nothing yet to dislike. However, we really do need to know more to determine if he is the “real deal.”

              He could, of course, turn out to be just “another” Republican.

              Throw them all out! The status quo must go!

              Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.

              Illegitimi non carborundum.

              Barracudas Maximus.

              • OneThinDime

                Brilliant response: Look before you leap! And then vet, vet, vet!

        • goldenprez

          suedixon … Now you are talking!

          Finally found a “real” running mate for Mrs. Palin. One that even meets her criteria as “someone not in politics.”

          I only wait to see if he is “the real deal.”

          Throw them all out! The status quo must go!

          Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.

          Illegitimi non carborundum.

          Barracudas Maximus.

    • OLLPOH

      We hope so!

  • colliemum

    A couple of playful swipes by the mama grizzly – and there’s blood on the floor.

    Never forget, you DC ‘wimmin': a mama grizzly has more power in one paw than all of you combined. And – she’s not done with you yet!

    :-)

    • OLLPOH

      ewwww…yeahhh!

    • virginiagentleman1

      Hello Mum! I’ve missed you! VG

  • PhillyCon

    I think its idiots like Parker who give Palin relevancy. Talk about ironies.

  • bjohnson55

    Suzie Parker?? meh never heard of her.

    • conservativemama

      Suzy wishes she had a 15 minutes.

    • c4pfan

      Just someone trying to be relevant.

  • AmericanDream12

    Isn’t that wonderful? Instead of talking about the NC nukes or better yet the big speech tonight, it will be Sarah Palin ALL day!!! Yeah, she is irrelevant. Sure..

    Thank you Suzie Parker for being so stupid. That’s gonna be a good day.

    Happy Birthday Sarah :-)

    Twitchy..Hilarious! Thank you Michelle for defending Sarah. Appreciate it.

    http://twitchy.com/2013/02/12/hilarious-wapo-journalists-palin-bashing-self-parody-inspires-suziparkerscoops/

    http://hotair.com/archives/2013/02/12/oops-wapo-retracts-report-sarah-palin-is-going-to-al-jazeera/comment-page-2/#comments

    Even huffpo is joining the fun..haha…

  • OLLPOH

    suzi parker who?

    did suzi parker step in her own scheeeeeeit?

    the error of your ways this suzi parker somebodysomeperson…ohhhhhh she was just being a mmmmmaaaaiiiiinnnnnn swamp mmmmmeddia j o u r n a l i s t-elitest weee weee person.

    • OneThinDime

      When I first read your post I thought it said and couldn’t stop laughing

      did suzi parker step in Os skeeeeeeeeeet

      • crosshr

        lol

  • Rocco11

    The Obama Post is a Soviet style propaganda sheet at this point, though some may argue it always has been…

  • DSOrtiz

    @”The Sarah Palin Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.”

    The Suzi Parker story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when bigotry and hypocrisy meet. 
Oops …

  • DSOrtiz

    Wake up, little Suzi. Wake up.

    • OLLPOH

      What do you mean to ask an Obama schill to wake up? How dare you…Not to be demure when you say that!

  • DINORightMarie

    Aparently the WaPo has yanked the original piece. Disgusting.

    Mrs. Palin, you ROCK!!! You pwned this ridiculous excuse for a “journalist” who can’t tell satire from news reporting.

    The WaPo once again sinks to the lowest known level of bottom-dwelling creatures, commonly known as “the media.”

  • OLLPOH

    God Bless you Governor!

  • BHliberty

    Dont mess with the Mama Grizzly!

  • Sober_Thinking

    :)

    Reminds me of Soledad when she was busted getting her “news” facts from some left-wing blog site.

    And we’re supposed to take this morons seriously? And the dumbmasses believe these boobs?

    Way to Go Sarah.

    • c4pfan

      Actually, I think that woman knew it was fake and did it anyway.

      • Sober_Thinking

        :)

        True.

    • NHConservative0221

      Sunnunu told Soledad that she should just put an obama sticker on her forehead! That was pretty good!

      • Sober_Thinking

        I think she has that tattoo’d somewhere…

  • c4pfan

    LOL She is so good! Looks like Sarah will be telling it like it is about tonight’s SOTU speech from her last tweet.

    • Conniption Fitz

      They should have asked her to do the GOP or TEA Party response.

      • http://boogieforward.us/ K-Bob

        I hope she posts the Sarah Palin response.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Valdez/1806887704 Steven Valdez

    #idiotmedia!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Valdez/1806887704 Steven Valdez

    sad they think staying relevant is being some damn talking head in the media..

    • c4pfan

      Even if she re-newed with Fox News, they would still say she’s irrelevant!

  • AmericanDream12

    New tweet from Sarah:

    “WaPo & like-minded MSM entities, you’re about as credible as, well, Barack Obama. Can’t wait for tonight’s SOTU to point out more examples”

  • Conniption Fitz

    Suzi who? That chile’s only claim to fame is a book about Sex and the South, unbuckling something or other.

    She should be writing for the Enquirer or True Story. If there were a decent enough profit at the WaPo, they wouldn’t have to hire someone who prostitutes themselves to write slut fiction and tries to make sluts out of everyone else….like Bill Maher. When the WaPo goes under, she could work for MTV or SNL. Or maybe write a biography of Anthony Weiner….or Sandra Fluke.

    Heh.

  • virginiagentleman1

    Greetings and salutations my RightScoop friends. I’ve been in and out of the hospital quite a bit lately. I guess I’m gonna have to buy a laptop to stay in touch. For some reason, they won’t allow me to bring my desktop into the cardio ward!

    After Suzi Parker has completely humiliated herself and called into question ANY credentials she may ever have had as a journalist, now Palin is heaping moose dung on top of Parkers pointy lil head! I love it!

    Even better, it seems from Palins latest tweet, that she will have PLENTY to say in response to Obamas SOTU BS.
    I just saw on the news Obama say to a reporter that “we’ll have to wait until tonight to see what I have to say”. Sounds like shades of Nancy ‘ We have to pass it to know whats in it!’ Pelosi!! Seriously? He doesn’t know yet? Soros hasn’t told him?

    Lots of people speaking tonight, Obama for the statests, Rubio for the hapless republicans, Rand for the Tea party (or so he says), and Palin. Who do ya think will get the highest ratings tonight? Yeah, I’m betting on Palin too.

    • Conniption Fitz

      Very appropriate too that the SOTU should be on Mardi Gras!

      The whole administration is a Bourbon Street, Carnivale, Bacchanale, Saturnalia, Cabaret, Lady Gaga sort of act.

      • virginiagentleman1

        ROFL!! You’ve got a great sense of humor Fitz! It’s true though, everything Obama does is like a macabe carnaval!! You hit the nail squarely on the head my friend! VG

    • vidgamenerd

      Having read many of your posts over the last election cycle;I do find myself in agreement with you on most things….That being said; I will add you to my prayer list in continued hope that you will get better.. Thanks, Kevin B

      • virginiagentleman1

        Thank you Kevin! You will never know how much that means to me, my friend, because I truely don’t have the words to express my gratitute to you. VG

    • proudhispanicconservative

      Welcome back, your insights are greatly appreciated here, you will be in our prayers, God bless you my friend.

      • virginiagentleman1

        Hello again my dear friend! It is great to be back here with such grand people! I’ve spent about as much time in the hospital as I have at home lately. Not fun!
        I think I’m going to have a permanent bruise where they stick the IV’s in. Don’t get me wrong, those fine folks have saved my life a number of times now, but I would MUCH rather be here with friends. God Bless you and yours PHC! VG

        • proudhispanicconservative

          You are as your name says a gentleman.

    • http://boogieforward.us/ K-Bob

      Thanks for keeping on, VG! You are still an important voice.

      • virginiagentleman1

        Howdy K-Bob! I wouldn’t say mine is an important voice, but I sure do like to talk! Besides, I’m not done with this life yet, my brother. There is still much work to be done if we want our Constitutional Republic to survive.

        What the hey, I’ve got nothing but time on my hands these days, so I figure to keep on raising hell with the insanity of the liberals, and supporting commonsense conservatives.

        Bob, when I finally do kick the bucket and make that fantastic trip into eternity, I want to able able to stand before God on my Day of Judgement and be able to tell Him that I did every single thing I could possibly and humanly do for the good of my fellow man and for my country. VG

    • 57thunderbird

      You forgot the Nuge.

      • virginiagentleman1

        Ted should be a real fire brand tonight! Thanks for reminding me T-Bird!

  • vidgamenerd

    Suzi Parker…Where did you get your college degree at? you should demand a refund !!! they have failed to even teach you what humor is..let alone critical thinking… go#sand #dumbestreporterever #idiotmedia

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/S3V2BVIDXBB7HOKPRQRZCBZH74 TIMERUNNER

    Liberal, a typical reprobate.

  • NHConservative0221

    Great response by Sarah and she’s one of the few politicians that I admire.

    Too bad though that she didn’t run.

    I know the GOPe was against her but that didn’t stop her from taking them on in Alaska.

    I think she could’ve and would’ve won.

    It’s a shame.

    • virginiagentleman1

      Don’t count Palin out just yet my friend. I think the fireworks are about to begin. During the holiday season and right on up to now, she has been visiting in places where conservative BIG money hangs out. I believe she is in the process of building her war chest for 2016.
      Her ‘SarahPAC’ is coming off of a banner fundraising season, and she has asked that we focus on the 2014 midterms and elect commonsense conservatives to every seat. She uses funds from SarahPAC to bolster their campaigns.

      As for myself, I believe the best is yet to come! We’ll get a good idea of whats on her mind when she addresses Obamas SOTU psycobabble tonight.

      • NHConservative0221

        I really hope she does run and if she does she’ll have my 100% support… however I’ll believe it when I see it.

        I wanted all year long in 2011, getting my hopes up, going to an Organize4Palin meeting, only to be severely disappointed when she said no in October.

        I just hope she’s not afraid of the GOPe machine, that can be beaten and we need her or someone like her to do it.

  • tyrone o’sorus

    Suzie Parker, for your own sake, I implore you to hide in a closet or under your bed on April 1st.

    • virginiagentleman1

      ROFLMAO! Thats some great advice to her Tyrone! But wouldn’t Suzi Parker now qualify as the ‘poster child’ for April Fools Day?!!

  • tinlizzieowner

    We’re talking about ‘Al’s Jazerra’. right? ;-)

  • http://boogieforward.us/ K-Bob

    I keep saying this, but it seems that no one is up to the challenge:

    Won’t someone please, please invent some sort of device, or maybe a tool or something. Sort of like the old magazine indexes and card catalogues maybe. I dunno. Some sort of way that people could look up information. Maybe find out who wrote what, or said whatever. Some sort of, mmmm, I don’t know, “search” thingy?

    Yeah. A Search Thingy.

    Then, see, reporters could look up information, and see if they have their facts right.

    You’d think with so many college graduates in America that this problem would have been fixed by now.

    • virginiagentleman1

      Search Thingys are a great tool but todays ‘reporters’ don’t seem to have a clue as to how they work! Just sayin’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=651997375 Timothy Jacques
  • sjmom

    Ms Parker just answered the question how dumb can you get? Very, apparently.

  • HSmith

    Have always said and will always say that people have no idea of what a great president she would make.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/ZVCGRG62NAGQXJ6ZNE4JCTVVTU Ray

    This just goes to show that when one WANTS to believe something about someone they will spread rumors about the thing they believe. This also shows that the Washington Post shouldn’t be used in an outhouse because it already is loaded with crap.