If we haven’t been seeing Bill Clinton in the news lately it’s because he’s been “polling the electorate” now that his favorite, and probably only, constituents have thrown their political heft behind his erstwhile wife’s campaign to the presidency.
That’s right, the hookers are all in for Hillary!
Here’s their explanatory video, but don’t get too excited, it’s mostly policy stuff:
From the hookers’ website:
Prostitutes at Dennis Hof’s world famous “Moonlite Bunny Ranch” legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada are banding together to announce their support of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. Following Clinton’s formal announcement, the sex workers launched their “Hookers For Hillary” initiative, drafting a four-point platform to explain their endorsement.
I betcha Bill is in bunny heaven.