So our new Secretary of State just made up a new country: Kyrzakhstan

Apparently our new Secretary of State John Kerry was referring to Kyrgyzstan when he said ‘Kyrzakhstan’ in a speech last week (h/t: Weekly Standard):

Michelle Malkin makes a great point:

UPDATE: Kerry meant Kyrgyzstan, not Kazakhstan. I’ve corrected.

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  • Kyrgyzstan is real, and no doubt what he meant to say…it’s by Russia, and that’s where Manas Air Base is.

    • Sober_Thinking

      He can see Russia from his window.


  • Sober_Thinking

    Alright… so we know in-breeding is bad because the consequences can be quite terrible.

    In-breeding is illegal in many places because we know that usually the outcome will be bad – that they will likely produce a genetically imperfect offspring.

    In this example, when you have a completely incompetent moron for a pResident, then logic dictates he’s going to hire completely incompetent morons for office (Holder, Hagal, I could go on and on)

    We all knew from the beginning that Obama isn’t qualified or competent to sit in the big (empty) chair. And we all knew that Kerry loves to sniff the air that comes out of his mouth and other people’s orifices. He’s a liberal shill through and through. A dumber, goofier Jay Leno clone.

    So, even though he has been and will undoubtedly continue to be a national embarassment, I think we should all sit back and enjoy the show for the next few years. We should comment on his absurdities (think of MST3K – google it if you don’t know) regularly and point and laugh often. Because our Dear Ruler is a joke, most in Congress are a joke, and this buffoon, like Joe Biden, is a walking, talking gaffe machine.

    So sad that America is where we’re at right now. I’m so sick of these goobers.

    • BlueGood

      Wasn’t Kyrzakhstan one of the “57 States” Brakky visited in ’08??

      • Sober_Thinking

        Lol… seriously. 🙂

      • FreeManWalking

        That was Kraylolastan, which is in the lower section of Knightstan.

    • He spent alot of John Heinz’s money to get where is today. There is a Greek term for him, i just can’t think of it.

  • Kazakhstan is now a model of democratic reform? Wow, I didn’t know that. Next thing you know, Kerry will think that Karzai is Afghanistan’s version of “George Washington.” What a loser.

  • notebene

    Once again, Malkin nails it! Libs can be as ignorant as they want to be and all you will hear is crickets! A conservative hesitates in a conversation to actually think before speaking and he/she is considered retarded! Hypocrisy lives in the liberal world.

  • If you aren’t embarrassed yet you will be.

  • Sorry, TRS, I did not watch this video. I have no use for kept-men.

  • colliemum

    Aww – give that man a break, he’s only been in the job for a few days, and what with all those ‘ – stans’, one can get easily confused.

    And anyway, Kyrzakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Kasachstan – all those ‘k’s and ‘y’s, what difference, at this point, does it make, as his illustrious predecessor Hillary would’ve said!


  • Kerry will get a pass because most people won’t even know where Kyrgyzstan or Kyrzakhstan is or even how to say it… But True, If Palin did this it would be headline news.

    • c4pfan

      You bet it would, if it was Sarah! If it was Sarah, the so called know-it-alls in the conservative press would be all over her!

    • Betsey_Ross

      Then we should make it headline news all over the internet. Tweet and retweet. Facebook and e-mail. Git’er done.

  • tinlizzieowner

    ‘Hanoi’ John works for the country of ‘Obamastan’, not the USA.

  • bjohnson55

    Kazakhstan is where he is going to park his sail boat to avoid paying taxes on it.

  • notebene

    Am I the only one who looks at Kerry and sees Lurch from the Adams Family? I know Lurch was more intelligent than this tool!

    • jim Asherman

      You are only off by a little.
      Herman Munster is Kerry’s twin.

  • virginiagentleman1

    Don’t you find it odd that Obama can find so many cabinet members from KooK-a-stan? Can be too many natives left there now.

    • c4pfan

      Yeah, it is interesting. But, I think that’s a typical lib in general.

    • poljunkie

      Good luck in the am! ☕

      I hope everything goes smoothly.

  • poljunkie

    I saw this somewhere else- Thank goodness he didn’t say Ketchupstan.

  • The democrat party leaders is an amazing group of people, it seems with them it’s the same yesterday, and tomorrow. They love the mass confusion in their members lives, and just when it looks as though one of them bronco democrats is ready to leave the ranch, jump on the road to their personal freedom, then off and return back to the democrat barn, as though, like cows, it’s feeding time.
    Short story if you have a second, this reminds me of when I was 12 years old, I had a pet Holstein cow/bull I raised him from a calf, he was lots of fun and beautiful. One day I noticed he always came to the gate nearest the barn, he would just stand there, I didn’t give it much thought since my dog did the same thing when he wanted to be petted or just watch me work, But one day I thought I’d play a trick on Batt (my pet), he had 3 pastures to eat and roam in. Everyday in the afternoon, give or take a hour, I’d feed him in the same pasture, since it was freezing outside, this pasture was closets to the barns, So one day I decided to put the food in the pasture bins furthest from the barn and see what happened. I hid away so he couldn’t see me, Well to my amazement he didn’t go to the field where I put his food, as alway’s he came to the gate nearest the barn. That’s the day it first crossed my mind he was more than just a pet, he depended on seeing me putting the food out and pett him. I took him to the pasture where I’d filled his bin, just 1 hour earlier, as he ate I walked away, he kept eating. By this time Batt was growing so large no one would come near him,(other than our vet), he would have nothing to do with people, but when I was in the barn or near the large corral we built from crossties he would come up to the fence or gate to get petted, eat straw or drink milk. He was still my pet but I knew he was a very dangerous friend. I didn’t mind so much that he grow so large, but I hated the way he’d swing his head an slobber all over. (:
    Somehow as much as I felt sorry for Batt (short for Batt Masterson), as a bull living in the corral and barn, I couldn’t help but feel the same for American citizens who are always coming to the feeding trough of the demcorat party, the party who are the party of dependence not independence, a feeding trough of bull, an sick udder spewing milk and honey that is inevidtably going to run dry. So knowing these facts, the democrat party stinks worse than Batt’s stall before tomorrows cleaning.

    May GOD Jehova Bless America

  • abe-froman

    I think he was just watching the first Austin Powers movie; learning how to be a SOS from Dr. Evil, so he naturally thought Kyrzakhstan, or Kryzblackistan …or whatever “what does it matter now anyway”

  • DCGere

    Double standards for libs, it’s all they got.

  • mikeinidaho

    Just like he made up the war wounds he suffered so he could get the medals he needed to throw over the fence when he got back. Another traitor in the most traitorous administration in history. A pox on EVERYONE in the Demunist Party and all their supporters.

  • FreeManWalking

    Scoop, your heading makes it sound like he is a dummy or something, (that being very much like a dummy), you know like someone that can’t spell potatoe.

  • FreeManWalking

    KrazyKerryStan is his country of origin!

    The place he holds citizenship to, his permanent residence, and a place no illegals are trying to enter.

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  • hachie1

    Seems like the only time ‘tards actually take a minute to research facts is if they suspect a Conservative made a goof. Lame…

  • 911Infidel

    Well Hanoi John can add his new word to the list where he keeps his other word: “jenjisKhan.

    What a dope.