So what is a blond Midwestern American doing in Syria?

Good question. Oh wait no it isn’t. He’s participating in the jihad like any good traitor…er I mean… Muslim would do.


h/t BNI

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  • 57thunderbird

    Looks like a good target for a drone with hellfire missiles.Probably a liberal.

    • JungleCogs

      Liberalism is a Social Disease.

  • Betsey_Ross

    Poor bastid. How does he tell which side he is on? Probably a victim of the public schools.

    • deTocqueville1

      Good one!

  • We shall see who does the smoking.

  • DebbyX

    No blonde jokes…………please.

    He’s just a hateful Liberal!

  • rsfan1

    DON’T KILL HIM!! We don’t want to upset the Libertarians.

    • TLaMana

      Here we go again. He is an American citizen with rights. Capture him, put him on trial for treason and THEN you can hang him.

      • OneThinDime

        Try him in abstention if necessary.

        • 57thunderbird

          Or in pieces.

    • Aidenpop

      Do you know the difference between a Liberal and a Libertarian?, or are you one of the ignorant Obamunists.

      • OneThinDime

        Legalized pot…oh wait, same as liberals.

        Gay marriage…oh wait, same as liberals.

        Have manners…oh wait, guess not after watching John Stossel.

        Run as Republicans instead of their own party….ding, ding, ding we have a winner!

        • Aidenpop

          So Libertarians run as Republicans, therefore Republicans are liberals?

          • OneThinDime

            Libertarians deceive voters into believing they are Republicans when in fact they are liberal-lites

      • TLaMana

        I’m just tired of those who argue that Obama is destroying the Constitution, which he is, but then spout off about taking the rights away from someone else just because of his actions, as diguesting as it may be.

        • Aidenpop

          If his actions are against me, I’m going to take his rights as fast as possible. If they’re against someone else, okay, he can have due process. After due process, and actions are proven traitorous, the ultimate right must be taken for the sake of civilized society and sovereignty.

      • Liberals and Libertarians have a lot in common. Both would slash the military, legalize pot and other drugs; they both hate Israel, etc. However there is one large difference. Liberals believe a large, big brother government; Libertarians are by and large anarchists and isolationists.

        • Aidenpop

          Wrong ,wrong, and wrong again! Libertarians are for a strong military that will always protect the sovereignty of the United States. They don’t believe in slashing anything. The military would automatically not be as large, because they don’t believe in baby-sitting the world. Ask any Israeli, and they will say they do not want us baby-sitting them. Libertarians don’t believe in legalizing drugs either. If a certain state wants to legalize something, then that’s their business. A responsible adult without a baby-sitter is not an anarchist. Libertarians want open and free trade with everyone, because they know the United States will always prevail in such an environment; isolationists do not exist here. For removal of ignorance, this may help:

          P.S. John Stossel’s and Ron Paul’s hair does look like anarchy!

  • Well, I don’t think he’ll be so happy if Assad’s forces get him. If he is part of the rebels, then his shelf life will be kind of short. But hey, my only regret with the Syrian civil war is that there can only be one loser.

    • OneThinDime

      On the upside, they will take a lot of the opposing sides out during the process so there will be less in total in the end 🙂

  • Conniption Fitz

    Answer: Up to no good.

  • Conniption Fitz

    There are Islamists from every corner of the earth, US, Canada, UK, Germany, and all over the Islam-infested world fighting on one side or the other in Syria and these people aren’t nice and Syria isn’t a drug-free or porn-free zone. There’s no USO and the fighters rape and rob the locals as their R&R.

    “Forget the Grand Prix or the Daytona 500, the real race right now is the race to Damascus. The racers include Syrian rebels in pickup trucks with mounted machine guns and homemade tanks, toting weapons and equipment supplied and paid for by Qatar and Turkey, and more covertly by the British and French intelligence services. Racing along with them are carloads of international diplomats urging their governments to give the militias more money and more weapons.” […] “The Iranian Revolutionary Guard and Hezbollah’s militias out of Lebanon are shooting at Al Qaeda and Muslim Brotherhood militias from across the Middle East and even Europe in one of those unique displays of family entertainment that you wish would go on forever, but that won’t, because despite the Hasish-fed bravado, supplemented with meth from Iran’s top laboratories, the whole shooting match only as long as it takes the side with the weakest bladders to run away, and then both sides brag about their great victory on YouTube and Facebook.”

  • misterlogic0013

    it gets worse / he voted twice for Obama .. hello ???

    • Aworldinchaos

      What? you mean in every state?

  • aquaviva

    I’m calling that it’s clever video editing.

    In other words, a clever fugazi.

  • aPLWBinAK

    Allahu Awkbar….may he get to spend eternity with his 72 lesbian vegans….

    • tinlizzieowner

      Like I keep saying, there’s a ‘typo’ in the Koran. It’s not ’72 Virgins’. It’s 72 Virginians.
      😉 😉

      • OneThinDime

        VA was red in 2012 and let’s keep it that way please….nice state, lots of counties were for Romney

    • mjs_28s

      Speaking of the 72 virgins, do you think that they are disappointed when the 72 virgins turn out to be like the virgins in the Family Guy episode where they commented on that? Guy dies and appears in heaven with 72 nerds playing computer games or some such thing.

  • Good target for an AR-15 or Glock 30S…..

  • Sober_Thinking

    Thanks for identifying yourself idiot.

    Answer the door… it’s your fate knocking.

  • repubboy

    The next Drone target for Obama and his hit parade ! or is he going to be on one of the new targets for Home land Security ? just another idiot..

    • OneThinDime

      Looks more like one of Nappy’s DHS youth leaders

  • Doesn’t he know he’s an Obama drone target???

  • Doesn’t “the blonde American” in Syria know he’s an Obama drone target????

  • johnfromjersey

    Now now folks. Tell me, wouldn’t he make a great target from about 500 yrds out with a Barrett 98B 338 Lapua?
    It would be a fun saturday afternoon.

  • Army_Pilot1967

    Put a drone in the jeep with Blondie and Achmed!!!!!!!!!

  • G_unitttt


  • More justification for the existence and use of the Barret .50 caliber sniper rifle.

  • He might be laughing now at the brown helicopter down. I want to see the video when the USA Black Helicopters arrive! I bet he won’t be laughing then!

  • imsteph

    i blame the parents, really.
    would like to say i was being sarcastic—but only partially.

  • d00mie

    Reading the comments, some of you see a traitor, but I disagree. I see an opportunity. I see a potential intelligence asset. This kid could easily be turned by a good field officer, and with the credentials of a Syrian freedom fighter the doors would open for this kid in the domestic jihadist movement. If handled carefully, this kid, or someone like him, could even become a player in the global Islamist movement and provide the CIA or FBI with some serious intelligence.

    • Jaels_Song

      Because of all the intelligence leaks, dozens of our double agents were killed off last year. This blond haired fella might be a little hesitant to go along with our CIA or FBI under this current administration that allowed Dr. Shakil Afridi Bin Laden informant to be thrown into a Paki prison and tortured for the next 33 years. Obama’s intelligence leaks have decimated our intelligence, we are back to pre 9-11 levels. There are dozens of dead tortured/headless double-agent bodies and “good field officers” being tortured in prison to provide him with an example as to WHY this administration should not be trusted or cooperated with.