Trifecta explores the murky depths of the socialist dolphin that bit the little girl

by The Right Scoop

This is Trifecta’s version of the after school special:

A little girl was attacked by a dolphin at an amusement park after she ran out of fish to feed this aquatic beast. Are dolphins planning to conquer mankind? Are dolphins in reality our dark overlords? Could there be a lesson learned about socialism in this horrible dolphin attack?


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