This is Trifecta’s version of the after school special:

A little girl was attacked by a dolphin at an amusement park after she ran out of fish to feed this aquatic beast. Are dolphins planning to conquer mankind? Are dolphins in reality our dark overlords? Could there be a lesson learned about socialism in this horrible dolphin attack?




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32 comments
Bryan Ewbank
Bryan Ewbank

Oh, c'mon. The girl had her hand between the fish and the dolphin. What do you expect?

tinlizzieowner
tinlizzieowner

Conservative satire, I love it. :-) :-)

(Liberals need not apply)

DebbyX
DebbyX

Too bad Mr. Dolphin didn't grab the idiot father's camera.

dontdrinkthecoolaid
dontdrinkthecoolaid

Dolphins are smart, the kid probably deserved it.

Orangeone
Orangeone

Dolphins are very smart and likely knew the kid used food stamps to buy the fish, food stamps funded by the gov't's redistribution of hardworking Americans' earnings.

Yazz55
Yazz55

That dolphin needs a good attorney to defend itself against the upcoming liberal extremist onslaught. Perhaps the obamessiah can take advantage of the "never let a good crisis go to waste" philosophy and create a new 50% tax on the rich to pay for all this newfound government spending program. So, in addition to all humans, dolphins too will be dependent on the regime of the obamessiah for its survival and daily sustenance.

colliemum
colliemum

That was totally hilarious! How 'instapundit' can keep a straight face, talking about food stamps for dolphins is beyond me.

And surely Ben Whittle got it right: the dolphins must learn to be responsible and to stand on their own two feet, ahem: flippers ...

I love those guys, and their dig at the father&videomaker were totally justified.

jleinf
jleinf

Love it! Stomping on the libtard gas pedal.

Chris Dias
Chris Dias

Bill Whittle removed my embedded link (and all the others that embedded this video - "What a Real Conservative Should have Said" :(

Sam R
Sam R

I called it when I saw the video. Check my comment about the redistribution of fish on scoops post. Just saying. ;-)

FreeManWalking
FreeManWalking

Give a dolphin a little girls finger and you feed' em for a moment,

Teach' em to jump up and take her little arm off and you saved a mackerel.

NYGino
NYGino

Sick but funny. No, somewhat sick and very funny. No, make that sickeningly funny.

Sober_Thinking
Sober_Thinking

What a riot. Points are spot on even though out of context in a way... it's laughable because when put in this context, it exposes the serious ignorance of the whole liberal/ Socialist mantra.

Joe
Joe

The liberals are out of control -

This whole thing is out of control

Obama's 4 Million PLUS dollar vacation is out of control

Get this - There is a petition on the WHITE HOUSE website to cancel it

Now what is this b@stard up to ?

He wants names - your names - so you can be arrested?

http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/12/07/wh-petition-demands-obama-cancel-hawaii-vacation/

I don't get it !

Orangeone
Orangeone

The WH removed the petition!

keninil
keninil

O should celebrate Christmas on Staten Island, it will probably snow. They should have time to move in FEMA trailers to accommodate his staff.

Rshill7
Rshill7

Only trust people who like big butts...cuz they cannot lie.

keninil
keninil

That just means they sleep on their stomach.

NYGino
NYGino

Rs, give credit when due. Your saying, as you know, was taken from a 3000 year old etching found deep in a cave in the Lefreva area of old Normandy. Anyway, thank you for resurrecting it for us.

NYGino
NYGino

Hey, sometimes even adults need a good bedtime story at night.

Rshill7
Rshill7

I believe every word of that as if it were a teasure map and the X were on your forehead.

NYGino
NYGino

"....old Normandy"

You are correct, Normandy is Northern France, an old area, a very old area, so old that small hamlets such as Lefreva wither away in time and are relinquished to the dimension of memory, folklore and song.

Fortunately, the name of this small congregation of like minded survivalists has been carried through the years by slight variations.

Lefreva...Le Fevre...Lefebvre...Lefevre...Favre , these are all examples of the continuing evolution on the theme.

Hope that clears up your concerns.

Rshill7
Rshill7

"Le Fèvre is a common family name from the original Northern French surname Lefebvre or Lefèvre. It means smith."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lefevre (see, I'm not kiddin'.)

There's no such thing as Lefreva...what you said :-)

Joe
Joe

Are you drinking again?

NYGino
NYGino

Here's what should greatly concern you Joe, and the rest of us, maybe you do get it.

Joe
Joe

That is what I am afraid of

Hi Gino - I had to take a break

NYGino
NYGino

Me too Joe. I understand.

Nukeman60
Nukeman60

I'll be waiting for the liberal outrage - in 3...2...1...