Trump says there’s NO DROUGHT in California, cites his ‘many, many environmental awards’!!

El Trumpo applied his great huge intellect to the problem of the Californian water drought, and realized amazingly that there IS NO DROUGHT!!! Great googely moogely how did no one notice the obvious?!?!?

Here’s the smartest man in the world crouching down and plopping out another load of brilliance from his infinitesimal brainmeats:

Whoah!!! Why are environmentalists “shoving” water that could be going to crops out to the ocean!??! Someone has to stop them now!!

I think what cheeto-face is attempting to say is that the water reservoir system in California has deteriorated so much that it doesn’t hold as much rain-water as it should. This is true. But there’s still a historic drought going in California. You’d have to be a completely stupid moron to believe there’s no drought. Or, the GOP nominee.

Someone shoot me now please.

Great God in heaven what did we do to deserve this?!?!?


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