TRUMP TWEETS, demands House Intel Committee investigate….

by SooperMexican

YES!! El Presidente Trumpo was able to get his iPhone back from those foul wretches keeping him from reaching the people!!

And he’s made this brilliant, salient, totally original point that was definitely not gleamed from his morass of followers:

Woah.

Did ya come up with that all on your own there, Trumpy?

That should be standard principle of all investigations – you cannot investigate Trump about anything until you investigate Hillary Clinton for the same thing. Even though… well he’s the president and she’s just some loser who lost an election. Badly.

Good point there, hoss.

UPDATE!!

I actually thought he was done writing, but no, it just took him nine minutes to compose the rest of the sentence!

Now look, whether Hillary had nefarious dealings with the Russians have absolutely no bearing on his dealings. They could both be true, they could both be hoaxes. This is an absurdly illogical argument fallacy, but, I have noted, it’s a terrible popular one of late.

And of course, he blames the Freedom Caucus:

Because they composed a crappy bill that was 17% popular among Americans?

This is an example of how Trump just can’t take the blame, ever. He pushed a crap bill and now it’s everybody else’s fault but his own. And that is a bad sign – you can bet he’s going to swing left just to make any deal at all…

UPDATE!!

Don’t worry!!!


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