Trump Tweets!! Says Jesus would be ‘proud’ of Trump, sends Easter greeting to ‘haters and losers’!

On this very special day when Christians celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, let us remember one of the few times that the Donald actually mentioned Jesus on his Twitter timeline:

This was in 2014, and I’m not sure what he did that would make Jesus “proud” of him. Does he think the Lamb of God is a birther maybe? Or perhaps the Saviour of all mankind would be “proud” of Trump because, as Trump says, he never had to ask God for forgiveness because he’s never done anything wrong.

Here’s an Easter wish from the Donald:

Ahhh, clearly expressing the spirit of Easter, when the Son of God made the ultimate sacrifice so that “losers” who aren’t as rich as Trump, and “haters” who would dare make fun of Trump would at least have one day where they could be happy.

I would honestly pay a lot of money to any reporter who forced the Donald to explain what the meaning of Easter is. I’d bet that there would be a lot of dodging the question, a lot of, “Easter is great, just great,” and then after a bit of frustration, a lot of curse words.

A reading from the Book of Trump.

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