Nothing makes me so happy as when two idiots I dislike go after each other on Twitter – I just cheer both on! In this case, Eric Bolling struck out against failed CNN contributor Roland S. Martin after he was a target of his criticism:
Shocking! @EricBolling exaggerates? Say it ain't so! https://t.co/a7ICmkEaKu
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
Now it’s important to note that Eric Bolling lies and exaggerates for his unrequited love, Donald Trump, at the drop of a hat. But this is coming from Roland S. Martin, so Bolling shot back with plenty of ammunition:
OK, that’s just funny. He also deleted the tweet.
What he’s referencing of course is that Roland Martin most likely handed off the debate questions to Donna Brazile when his wannabe network partnered up with CNN.
This set off dim-witted Roland:
Lame ass is a wanna be like you @EricBolling who would continuously lie on TV about the stimulus bill and pass it off as real news. https://t.co/XLcFoPyt06
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
LOL! Notice he doesn’t answer the criticism.
And Eric, if you actually want to debate a real journalist, call me anytime. The @FoxNews bookers have my number. ANY DAY. ANY TIME. https://t.co/XLcFoPyt06
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
I’d actually love to see this, because they’re both maroons.
But I also notice, lame ass @EricBolling, you can't dispute @PolitiFact's assessment of your lying about the stimulus bill. https://t.co/XLcFoPyt06
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
I'll be happy to take on slimy @EricBolling ANY DAY of the week. When I'm done, I'm sure he'll drown his sorrows with a 40-ounce.
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
Now you know @EricBolling is afraid to debate me. He'll tuck and hide like the wimp he is. Always has. Always will. https://t.co/UfU1z4VtuI
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
This shows how dumb @EricBolling is. Crediting @realDonaldTrump with the @Carrier jobs is a joke. ONLY @GovPenceIN has the power to cut deal https://t.co/Qrzh58FtsE
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
But remember that Obama was a miracle-worker and could literally lower the oceans, right Roland?
FACT @EricBolling: ONLY @GovPenceIN could offer tax incentives to keep those 1,000 @Carrier jobs in Indiana. NOT Trump. https://t.co/Qrzh58FtsE
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
How dumb is @EricBolling? NUMEROUS economists say the 2009 stimulus bill kept America from going into a depression. https://t.co/Qrzh58FtsE
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
I mean, he’s right, Bolling is pretty dumb, but Martin ain’t no Einstein either.
So @ericbolling, take this Twitter butt kicking like a man. When you're ready to debate me, just call. I'll even kick your butt in an ascot. https://t.co/Qrzh58FtsE
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
I'm done dealing with @EricBolling, who has never met a fact he can't screw up. Now back to the Charlotte news conference. https://t.co/Qrzh58FtsE
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
Update your story @Mediaite. Weak kneed @EricBolling blocked me. In fact, I was about to follow him to DM me when he's ready to debate! https://t.co/7xSrRTbEY4
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) November 30, 2016
Ah, so satisfying!! LOL!! Full disclosure: both Eric Bolling and Roland Martin have blocked me, so is that “week kneed” too, Martin? I really hope Bolling and Martin debate – it’ll be an epic battle of the half-wits!