If you missed it, here is the full set from Joel McHale at tonight’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The most buzzed about part of his routine was a truly vicious series of jokes directed at Chris Christie and one at Lindsey Graham.
Here is a selection of some of the jokes.
“House of cards has had a huge impact on Washington. What a great show. I haven’t seen a southern senator give a tour de force performance like that since Lindsay Graham played Blanche DuBois in “Streetcar Named desire.” And Lindsey if you’re here now you can drop character any time, man.”
“Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family.”
“The steaks tonight are very tasty. They’re from Cliven Bundy’s ranch. They taste amazing, once you peel off the tiny white hoods.”
“I’m not going to spoil the surprise on ‘House of Cards,’ but just know that it was so shocking that Nancy Pelosi’s face its expression. Did you like that one, Nancy? I can’t tell.”
“In other countries, spoilers mean, ‘Hey, I haven’t been back to the village for a while. Don’t tell me who died in the drone strike.’ Sorry about that.”
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