Woman Found Stuffed In Suitcase At Border Crossing In Arizona

“This is her bottom.” Um. Thanks reporter guy. John Madden wants his useless drawing on video gimmick back.

This 48 year old woman was found in the back of a vehicle at the border crossing in Nogales, Mexico, attempting to enter the United States illegally. The incident happened in late December and was reported earlier this week. Authorities have not released any further information.

People will try crazy things to get into this country, wall or no wall. The agents discovered this attempt, but certainly they aren’t catching them all, or even most if estimates are to be believed. This is the year we’re supposed to hear immigration reform on everyone’s lips. Here’s hoping there’s a suitcase stuffing provision. Not because it would be effective, just hilarious.


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