‘You’re in such good shape!’ – Trump to wife of French prez [video]

El Presidente Trumpo was caught on video channelling his inner Joe Biden and turning on the charm while leering at the wife of the French president.

I suggest spraying yourself down with bleach after watching this video:

BLEH.

It’s not really that bad in itself, but knowing his past and what he’s been accused of, and what he admits to doing, it just creeps me out to see him leering at some guy’s wife.

Then again…. the Macrons are kinda creepy themselves:

The schoolboy’s parents had believed their son was dating his teacher’s daughter, Laurence, until the truth came out through a family friend.

Shocked at the illicit affair, the Macrons removed the intellectually gifted teenager from the school.

His mother, Francoise Nogues-Macron, told Ms Fulda: “We just couldn’t believe it. What is clear is that when Emmanuel met Brigitte, we couldn’t just say, ‘That’s great’.”

But she added: “What mattered to me was not the fact he was having a relationship with Brigitte but that he was alive and there weren’t any problems.”

Realising the affair would not be a passing phase, she is said to have told the teacher: “Don’t you see? You’ve had your life. But he won’t have children with you.”

His father, Jean-Michel Macron, revealed he “almost fell off his chair” when he learned about his son’s lover: “When Emmanuel met Brigitte, we certainly did not say, ‘How wonderful!”

The shaken parents met Ms Trogneux and asked her not to see their son again until he reached adulthood, but she defiantly told them she couldn’t “promise anything”.

And then they got married and everyone cringed ever after…

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