Beck starts out mocking the ever so clever satire of Ron Reagan on how Republican candidates like Bachmann and Perry believe the moon is made out of green cheese even though the science has disproven that theory. Obviously this is an attack by MSNBC on their disagreement with global warming and evolution, as science is never wrong about these things.
Beck then comes up with a theory of his own, that most of the hosts at MSNBC can trace their evolution directly to an ass. And he gets consensus from his counterparts so it must be true:
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