Amy Klobuchar says pummeling her aides gives her the core strength to take on Putin next

Amy Klobuchar is being advised by many to put out her martial arts training regimen which will explain how beating her aides about the head and ears gives a presidential candidate the core strength and training to take on Vladimir Putin.

Here’s what she said about mistreating her employees:

 “One can always do better, and that means you want to be sure that you are listening to people if they felt that something was unfair, or they felt bad about something. But I still think that you have to demand good product. When you’re out there on the world stage and dealing with people like Vladimir Putin, yeah, you want someone who’s tough. You want someone that demands the answers and that’s going to get things done, and that’s what I’ve done my whole life.”



Frankly, I agree with Klobuchar.* I think that Americans have gotten lazy and we need someone like Amy to beat us into shape through the discipline of physical beatings and emotional abuse.

In fact, she kinda threatened all Americans that she’s going to take her aide-beating skills and apply them to the rest of us lackadaisical loafers:

“If you are a boss, you have to have high standards, and that is what I have always had. And that doesn’t mean it’s a popularity contest all the time,” she said. “And so I’ve had high standards for myself, high standards for our staff, and mostly I’m going to have high standards for the country.”

Get ready slackers!! Amy is going to kick your ass into shape!!!

I can see her now screaming at Putin to clean her salad fork/comb:

*this is not an endorsement, it’s a joke, don’t bombard me with accusations of turning democrat or whatever thanks I get enough of that on my Twitter.
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Kram Nivel
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Kram Nivel

Between her and Beto “Francis” O’Dork there are some real strange dudes and dudettes in the socialist party.

Rednca
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Rednca

Yeah riiIIIiiiight! You’re nothing but a worthless bully!!!

LAPhil
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LAPhil

I was wondering exactly when she was planning to confront Vladimir Putin.

Conserve 58
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Conserve 58

The political version of GI Jane.

Ann T Lib
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Ann T Lib

Lmao at this

hbnolikee
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hbnolikee

Not that it matters nor would it ever occur, but Putin is a 4th Degree Black Belt in Judo and would probably fling that biach 170 miles per hour into the pavement in a heartbeat…

mmcd83
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mmcd83

Too bad she didn’t exercise her brain enough otherwise she wouldn’t make ill-advised statements such as that.

DaYooper
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DaYooper

This coming from a state that recently gives us Jessie Ventura, Al Franken, Ilihan Omar, Ron Ellison? Uh-uh! Something in the water of those “10,000 Lakes”, and it’s not inviting.

Chow Yun Fatty
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Chow Yun Fatty

Don’t forget Richard Painter.
https://youtu.be/6QFPdGiD8EE

Ragtag Media
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Ragtag Media

Yeah, a lot of do gooder Lutherans allowing leftist progressiveism to indoctrinate them.

Taurnil
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Taurnil

Pummeling her aides for their own good? Why that sounds exactly like the behavior a plantation owner would do to their slaves.

K-Bob
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K-Bob

Bruce Lee?

Enter Tha Demigorgon, perhaps.

Chow Yun Fatty
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Chow Yun Fatty

Breaking Jackie Chan’s neck, no less.

Taurnil
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Well you shoulda sent out Chuck Norris.

Chow Yun Fatty
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Chow Yun Fatty

Bruce broke his neck, along with the arm, and leg.

https://youtu.be/PvYJNgX0bdU

Teri Smith
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Teri Smith

It’s like the Democrats are just trying to see who can be the most crazy/nasty/liberal.

Renny
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Renny

I freely admit that I don’t understand any of this and I had no idea who this woman was. I still don’t. silly chuckle

AFVet4America
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AFVet4America

I would have tossed her comb in the trash just like she should have.

msliberty
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msliberty

I knew it had to be Soopermexican as soon as I saw the photo lol lol

Is she trained in MMA like hannity grin That comb thing was weird & gross.

NYGino
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NYGino

That settles it…. Mike Tyson for President !!

sjmom
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sjmom

Nothing worse than a bossy woman. Instead of sexual harassment Amy emotionally harasses people. No thanks. Gessh! unamused

ruthiedoggiemom
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ruthiedoggiemom

If I were that staffer I would have told her where she could store that comb

Sentinel
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She can hit people all she wants. She still doesn’t have a prayer to win it in 2020 (though at one time I thought she did have a chance to win her party’s nomination).

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