This is hilarious. Our favorite white black activist Shaun King launched into a tirade about the tiny penises of gun owners tonight, because he’s a liberal and that’s what it takes to be “gutsy” and “edgy” as a liberal.
Except he forgot to delete this tweet:
https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/21016902856
So… uhm…. when he says it’s a phallic symbol, I guess he’s talking from experience huh?
Guns are the ULTIMATE phallic symbol.
No item in our society looks, and even functions more like a penis than a handgun.
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) December 5, 2015
And when he talks about small “pensises” he must be talking about… his wife’s personal experience:
Several psychologists have stated that the white male obsession w/ holding/shooting guns is compensation for small pensises & low sex drive
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) December 5, 2015
Looks like he has two small “pensises”
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/324657447094599680
Or wait.. maybe he doesn’t have two small “pensises,” because on January 16th he says he doesn’t own any:
@chasingphoto I no longer have guns. HOWEVER, I am absolutely not against gun ownership. Just sensible improvements. — Shaun King (@ShaunKing) January 16, 2013
… But then when he wanted to act like an experienced gun-owner, he says JUST A WEEK LATER that he owns two guns (and thereby, two small “pensises”):
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/294155964653903872
Weird! It’s almost as if Shaun King can’t keep his stories straight!! LOL!! Maybe he’s not too sure about his straightness. Of his stories. Which is why he’s overcompensating with his two small “pensises” guns:
Even gun language is pseudo sexual.
Cock.
Load.
Shaft.
Gun & Penis terms.
Sounds crazy, but gun obsession in America goes deep.
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) December 5, 2015
Yeah, very deep.
But wait, doesn’t that mean that according to his idiocy, this is porn?
The police showed this gun without a neon tip for why the killed #TamirRice but the truth is they never even saw it. pic.twitter.com/KD3rCA5m3k
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) November 22, 2015
And it belonged to a kid, so by Shaun King’s rules, in his diseased mind, he just spread kiddie porn. You should turn yourself into the feds, Shaun. Don’t stop at the Subway, just head on straight to the Department of Justice and tell them what you did.
Pendejo.