As we await what is sure to be a derptastic press conference on terror by Obama, news out of Paris is that terrorists have attacked a Synagogue and poisoned 14 Jews.
Fourteen Parisian worshippers were poisoned on Monday after their synagogue’s electronic lock was daubed with poison.
Members of the Jewish community of Bonneuil-sur-Marne, in the south-eastern suburbs of Paris, called emergency services to report a sudden strong burning sensation in their eyes and itchy rashes on their skin.
It is believed 25 firemen rushed to the synagogue, where they treated congregants and traced their condition to the daubed lock.
The substance was described as a “nonlethal irritant” and was sent to a police forensic lab for analysis.
The shul, which is under police and military protection when open, is believed to have been targeted when closed with no guard present.
I’m sure MSNBC will be immediately wondering if white TeaParty racists waving confederate flags were targeting a Planned Parenthood 50 miles away and just got lost at Albuquerque. After all, Ashleigh Banfield (who should be sent back to Canada where she came from) said that we should be worried way more about Jewish terror attacks than Muslims, and MSNBC’s Morning Joe said something very similar.