Canadian national anthem was too MASCULINE, so they ‘FIXED” it…

Our frigid friends to the North in Canada, otherwise known as “America’s hat,” have decided that they were imposing toxic masculinity on everyone through their national anthem.

So they decided to take their national anthem to the veterinarian and get’er fixed.



Hmmm. OK then.

I mean that probably means less competition in the Olympics for us, so that’s good.

Canada’s gender neutral prime minister praised the move on his gender-confused twitter account:

Charming.

I honestly don’t know what the hell is going on up there.

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