Our frigid friends to the North in Canada, otherwise known as “America’s hat,” have decided that they were imposing toxic masculinity on everyone through their national anthem.
So they decided to take their national anthem to the veterinarian and get’er fixed.
Canada national anthem going gender neutral. pic.twitter.com/qqtQJldEHn
— Fox News (@FoxNews) February 3, 2018
Hmmm. OK then.
I mean that probably means less competition in the Olympics for us, so that’s good.
Canada’s gender neutral prime minister praised the move on his gender-confused twitter account:
Mauril’s bill to make O Canada gender neutral passed third reading in the Senate tonight - another positive step towards gender equality. #inallofuscommand— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) February 1, 2018
I honestly don’t know what the hell is going on up there.