TOM BRADY SUSPENDED FOR FOUR GAMES WITHOUT PAY!!

YES! SUck it Brady!!! I mean, today it was reported that Tom Brady will be suspended without pay for four games in punishment for not complying with the deflategate investigation, and for . . .

‘I am a WOMAN’ – Bruce Jenner

In a much ballyhooed interview on ABC, record breaking Olympic Decathlete Bruce Jenner revealed what we had all been suspecting – he’s been “transitioning” his gender to become a woman. Or something. . . .

Tom Brady SNUBS Obama!!

The New England Patriots went to the White House so that Obama could have a photo op with them, but ONE certain quarterback couldn’t make it because he hates Obama. OK he . . .

BREAKING!! IT’S TEBOW TIME IN PHILADELPHIA!!!

As it was written in Revelations by African-American John of Patmos, lo it hath come to pass that Tim Tebow shall be passing the football (slowly and inaccurately) with the Philadelphia Eagles!!! . . .