Look, I don’t want to hypothesize, but I’d theorize that CNN is only guessing about whether or not their conjecture amounts to wild speculation. That’s what I’d surmise anyway.
In any case, we all know what happened to the Malaysian airliner. MSNBC has it all worked out.
If MSNBC has taught me anything, it's that the Koch brothers stole the Malaysian jet to block a Jersey bridge because racism. Probably.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) March 15, 2014