I got your Fox News GOP Debate Thread RIGHT HERE BUDDY!!

Everyone is expecting a nuclear exchange tonight, and possibly some mutually assured destruction, at the GOP debate on Fox News!

Er… that’s quite an ad there, Fox News – apparently the moderators are the stars and not the candidates? Okie dokie.

Wow, swanky.

Thank goodness Ben Carson won’t be there to screw up the entrance…

I wonder if anyone will bring up this report from yesterday that Fox News’ head honcho Roger Ailes told everyone to drop Marco Rubio like a hot potato. And you can bet el Trumpo will yell and scream like a baby about Mitt Romney’s speech today. But will Cruz and Rubio go Cuban double-team on the Toupee’d Totalitarian like they did last time or will they attack each other in a Hispanic Civil War??!?!

Whatever happens, check back often, we’ll have the best clips EVER!!!!

Well go at it, party people. You got an DEBATE THREAD!!!

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