The SOFTENING Trump softened because of… Chris Christie?! And there’s more…

In what might be a mortal wound to Ann Coulter’s already teetering sense of self worth, it turns out that “the softening” of Trump’s immigration tone was the fault of no other than… KRISPY KREME!!!

I mean Chris Christie, excuse me.



That’s if you believe the word of Rudy Giuliani, who has of late shown his predilection towards lying for the sake of the cheeto-visaged vulgarian:

In an interview with NJ Advance Media on Thursday, Giuliani, a top adviser to the Republican presidential nominee, said Trump’s recent reversal on immigration policy came after his inner circle for several weeks suggested a more nuanced, practical, and humane approach in dealing with the nation’s 11 million undocumented immigrants.

Asked if Christie was responsible for Trump’s softening approach to immigration, the former mayor responded: “The answer to that question is yes.”

Christie, Giuliani said, “is not the only one” counseling a more moderate stance on those who immigrated illegally, “but he is of great value to him.”

The Trump campaign declined to comment on Christie’s involvement. The governor is an adviser to Trump and heads his transition effort.

A spokesman for Christie declined to comment.

AND THERE’S MORE COMING FROM EL KRISPY!!!

And, Giuliani says, even more Christie-inspired changes to Trump’s immigration stance will be forthcoming, like his call for tracking immigrant visas like Fedex packages, and using the E-Verify system to reduce illegal labor.

Well ain’t that interesting. We really hadn’t heard much from el Krispy since he was summarily dismissed and humiliated by the master of political gimps. Has his fat grubby hand been guiding Trump’s shrimpy sausage fingers this whole time??!? Eww what an image.

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