AND IT’S OVER!! Donald Trump has all but secured the GOP nomination with the shocking and yugely important endorsement from the thoroughly respected conservative king-maker and political science genius, CHER!!!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2015
Wow. Very few pundits thought it would end so quickly, but the Cher endorsement is universally considered to be the “Holy Grail” of celebrity support, in fact, some believe that Reagan himself traded the actual Holy Grail for her endorsement in 1980.
Here is the endorsement, I would recommend sitting down before casting your vision upon it, and maybe put on some sunglasses to protect your eyesight:
While my sight returns to my eyeballs, I would encourage you to see el Trumpo’s latest insults aimed at Ben Carson, but eh, who are we kidding? We should just coronate him president already!! Trump 2016!!!
Here’s what Cher had to say about el Trumpo before:
Heard Trump shot himself in his
Gucci Loafers.Hes Dumb as a
Mentally challenged Fence Post.I know more politics than he.TRUMP,“YOURE FIRED”
— Cher (@cher) September 22, 2015
Played TGT 4 mom"Cher I LOVE Song& Your Voices 2gether & Honey Why is Donald Trump saying Horrible things about u Because Hes an Asshole Mom
— Cher (@cher) May 14, 2012
Well. At least she’s open-minded.