Trump’s AWESOME answer to the question, ‘WHO is GOD to you?’

Since today Trump is all about church, I thought I would drudge up this little video of him answering the very important question, “who is God to you?”

He brings all the intellectual gravity and theological profundity that we’ve come to expect from the Donald, and it’s one of the most Trumptastic things ever.

The Transcript from CBN:

David Brody: “Who is God to you? What are some of your thoughts on this? Clearly, you’re a smart man, you’re a smart businessman, you’ve contemplated this before or have you contemplate this?”

Donald Trump: “Well I say God is the ultimate. You know you look at this? Here we are on the Pacific Ocean. How did I ever own this? I bought it fifteen years ago. I made one of the great deals they say ever. I have no more mortgage on it as I will certify and represent to you. And I was able to buy this and make a great deal. That’s what I want to do for the country. Make great deals. We have to, we have to bring it back, but God is the ultimate. I mean God created this (points to his golf course and nature surrounding it), and here’s the Pacific Ocean right behind us. So nobody, no thing, no there’s nothing like God.”

Wow. Wow, bro. That’s deep. I mean, you could add that to the Bible. A book after Revelations. We’ll call it, the “classiest and most tremendous book of Trump.” It’ll be a bestseller!!!

Ya’ll have an open thread and let everyone know the blessings you’ve received from listening to the great profit, Donald J. Trump.

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