Ugh.. Are you ready for U.S. Senator for California… Michelle Obama!?!

Are you sitting down? I hope you’re sitting down. You should sit down. I have some awful news. While we’re all looking forward to never hearing from the Obamas ever again after the 2016 election, it sounds like Michelle is looking to run to be a U.S. Senator in California.

Watch the terribleness here:

Yeah. As much as I love California, if they give us Senator Mooch, I’ll go jackhammer the border to get them to sink into the ocean myself.

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