ZoNation: Santa is real…because he’s a metaphor for JESUS Dec. 19, 2014 12:40 pmDec. 19, 2014 12:20 pm by The Right Scoop • No Comments Total: 0 Facebook0 Twitter0 Email0 The latest from Zo: Santa is an eternal, miraculous figure, who is dressed all in red, gives gifts, and judges your spirituality…so he’s a metaphor for Jesus. Watch: Total: 0 Facebook0 Twitter0 Email0