Oh boy. Thanks to those among us that have a peanut allergy, everyone else has to have a crappy Halloween. That’s what it means to be a sensitive, “responsible” American these days.
Here’s the sign asking parents to only hand out carrot sticks, raisins and other boring treats:
Wow. I feel bad for those kids that don’t have as great a time at Halloween but do we really need to cheapen every other kid’s experience? Can’t this parent teach their kid not to accept those treats, or even better, trade those with their friends for acceptable treats? I dunno, this just seems a little extreme to me.
But then most people accuse me of being a jerk, so there’s that. What do y’all think?